Posted on 11/12/2025 10:24:25 AM PST by dayglored
WOODSTOCK, ME — Political commentator Tucker Carlson sparked controversy this week when he welcomed Bigfoot onto his show to discuss how mind-controlling chemtrails are sprayed over the flat earth by the Jews.
Viewers were shocked to learn that not only was Bigfoot real, but that the popular cryptid had been following conspiracy news for decades. Carlson nodded along with his guest, genuinely interested in what it had to say about Ben Shapiro.
Bigfoot, who spoke with a series of unintelligible growls and whistles, was adamant that the Jews were behind the chemtrails and that it was all part of an elaborate scheme to make people falsely believe that the earth is round. Bigfoot, a self-proclaimed expert on chemtrails, also added that the moon landing was faked (because the moon is, in actuality, made of cheese) and that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
"So you're saying Israel — who I have no real problem with by the way, like at all — is directly responsible for everything that is wrong with society today, and that it can all be linked to chemtrails?" Carlson said, seemingly pushing back on his guest before immediately reversing course and agreeing with everything that was said. "That's a bold claim, and I have no reason to dispute it, of course, because it's obviously true."
The new episode of Carlson's show garnered tens of thousands of views within hours of going live. Several viewers commented on how strange it was to have the first-ever sit-down interview with Bigfoot in history and not try to learn more about his guest. "They spent all their time talking about Israel," commented @Abe333. "I wanted to hear more about Bigfoot."
Daily Wire host Ben Shapiro blasted the interview as divisive. "I have no problem with Tucker interviewing Bigfoot. But to sit there and listen to Bigfoot lecture us on chemtrails when he has no firsthand experience is just ludicrous," he said. "Bigfoot literally described planes as stone birds, and Tucker just nodded along. It's hard for me not to believe Tucker agrees with him, and that he has no idea what airplanes are either."
At publishing time, former Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly had invited Tucker Carlson to appear on her show to praise him for his hard-hitting interview with Bigfoot.
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Nearly got stung by the Bee
Tucker may have to go out and get a real job soon
https://nation.foxnews.com/tucker-carlson-originals-cattle-mutilations-nation/
I’m sold. Tucker/AOC in 2028!
Some folks are gonna be butthurt by this.
Yes, but we need to ask, is this Bigfoot actually a CIA disinformation specialist?
Their Arab boyfriends make them butthurt enough already.
Bigfoot is a Jew. He is in on the conspiracy.
Well, Tucker IS starting to look more and more like Geraldo Rivera.
The reptilian aliens are very upset—and demand equal time!
“Bigfoot is a Jew. He is in on the conspiracy.”
Yeah, but he’s Sephardic. We don’t let him know about the really good stuff, like the ill-tempered sea bass with laser beams.
Heavens!
We can’t leave out LGM, BEMs, Grays, Lunar Nazis, Antarctic Nazis, Otto Lidenbrock, and C’thulhu ...
Truly stupid post.
Put some mousse in his hair and big fake glasses and Tucker is Rachel Maddow.
All you deep thinkers blowing snot Carlson’s way must not have seen the video of Charlie Kirk telling Carlson to “go max” when he is about to deliver a speech at his event.
So I guess Charlie Kirk is lined up now for another shot.
“ Truly stupid post”
I agree.
Bigfoot would go on Candace, while a Grey Alien would go on Tucker to discuss how he was upset that Jews were controlling the weather on their planet.
Very unbelievable!
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