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Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse
BabylonBee.com ^ | Nov 6, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/07/2025 3:12:23 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-assures-new-yorkers-theres-no-problem-too-large-for-government-to-make-worse

NEW YORK, NY — In a celebratory speech following his historic win in New York City's mayoral election, Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani promised residents that there was no problem too large for government to make worse.

"I want to speak to all the foreigners out there. Not the whites, the brown people," Mamdani said to raucous applause. "We will prove that there is no problem too large for government to make worse and no problem too small to stick our nose in."

Making large problems worse was one of Mamdani's primary campaign promises, and he seems eager to deliver. Crime was already a major problem in the city, as are housing affordability, transportation, sanitation, mental health, and homelessness. But, when Mamdani's term as mayor begins in January, he told New Yorkers that they could rest assured that he would make them all worse.

"You might think there's no way crime can get worse in this city, but you'd be very surprised. There is nothing I cannot ruin with the full weight of the government behind me," Mamdani said. "For starters, I am going to implement all of my radical ideas and make starvation a key theme of my term as mayor. Then, if you're all still alive in four years, I would invite you to re-elect me so we can finish the city off together."

Failed Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa was seen shaking his head during Mamdani's acceptance speech. "I actually wanted to save the city," he said. "That was probably the biggest problem with my campaign. That, and the beret."

At publishing time, Mamdani was preemptively given U-Haul's New York Salesman of the Year award.

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1 posted on 11/07/2025 3:12:23 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
So when will the communist establish the five times a day call to prayer? And remember, if you object you are an Islamophobe, bigot, racist, etc. etc.

Now we are seeing what decades of being hit over the head with accusations of racism have wrought ... a populace afraid to call out DEI, afraid to tell Islam to shove it, afraid to wear a costume not of your culture, afraid to object to men in women's sports and bathrooms.

They won.

2 posted on 11/07/2025 3:23:18 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Clearly, Zohran the Great, Mighty and Powerful Wizard who holds Aladdin’s Magic Lantern with the genie inside, is in WAY over his head. I give him about six months before the lapdogs that put him in power will be clamoring for his head, and he is being threatened with being tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail.

No socialist has ever delivered on the promises made in the campaign during which they were seeking power.


3 posted on 11/07/2025 3:27:27 PM PST by alloysteel (You gotta accentuate the positive, Eliminate the negative, Latch onto the affirmative....)
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To: alloysteel
No socialist has ever delivered on the promises made in the campaign during which they were seeking power.

No dead landlords?

No free rent?

No free grocery stores?

4 posted on 11/07/2025 3:31:28 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (I have no answers. Only questions.)
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5 posted on 11/07/2025 3:32:20 PM PST by 4Liberty (One person’s Socialism is another’s neighborliness. -Tim Walz)
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6 posted on 11/07/2025 4:06:19 PM PST by 4Liberty (One person’s Socialism is another’s neighborliness. -Tim Walz)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum


7 posted on 11/07/2025 6:51:44 PM PST by MacNaughton
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

8 posted on 11/07/2025 8:49:15 PM PST by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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