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Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/07/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/07/2025 2:35:31 PM PST by DFG

PHOENIX, AZ โ€” New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has officially been named this year's top U-Haul salesman, ending a record-breaking five-year streak from California Governor Gavin Newsom.

U-Haul President Miguel Hall was proud to present the award to Mamdani in person during a small ceremony held at U-Haul headquarters. "Early reservations from our New York branches are through the roof. We're going to have to bring in trucks from New Jersey to supplement our dwindling supply. And it's all thanks to you!"

Mamdani was noticeably touched to have had such a dramatic impact on U-Haul sales to the point that he beat out Governor Newsom, a notable legend in the business.

"I got into politics because I wanted to make a difference," Mamdani said. "Today, I know I've succeeded. New York is never going to be the same."

Governor Newsom called Mamdani on the phone to congratulate him on the dramatic U-Haul win. "I hope you die a slow death," he reportedly said, in what his office later stated was sarcasm.

Congratulations, Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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1 posted on 11/07/2025 2:35:31 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

More often than not these days, the Babylon Bee is more accurate than most of the Drive-By Media.


2 posted on 11/07/2025 2:40:53 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try )
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To: DFG

LOL!


3 posted on 11/07/2025 2:41:09 PM PST by Engraved-on-His-hands (If someone says that there are no absolutes, ask them if they are absolutely sure.)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

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4 posted on 11/07/2025 3:06:22 PM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. ๐ŸŽค Father of USAF ISR pilot. โœˆ๏ธ Aviation is in our DNA)
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To: DFG

5 posted on 11/07/2025 3:40:13 PM PST by 4Liberty (One personโ€™s Socialism is anotherโ€™s neighborliness. -Tim Walz)
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To: DFG

Good one!


6 posted on 11/07/2025 8:00:47 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they. control you. )
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