Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket

WILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket.

In an urgent plea to the American people, Biden told the public that President Donald Trump's hardline immigration policies threatened not only to affect various industries across the country but also drive the cost of hard drugs and sex slaves through the roof.

"These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average American," Biden said. "I think the people of this country need to realize what's at stake here. This isn't just about immigration. Who do you think cleans your hotel rooms? Who cuts your grass? Who picks the crops that put food on your table? Who smuggles in the crack that gives you a good time on the weekends? These are real questions, man, and they're not solved by rounding up hardworking drug runners and shipping them out of the country."

Biden confided that, in addition to worrying about what is happening to immigrant families being separated due to deportations, he was concerned about the going rate of his crack. "It's messing everything up, bro," he explained. "I used to be able to pick up a couple of Ukrainian hookers and a bag of Ready Rock that would last all weekend. Now? My regular hits of Casper the Ghost are costing me three times as much, and it's still climbing. What Trump's doing to this country isn't right, man."

At publishing time, Biden had also sounded the alarm that the Trump administration's trade tariffs would likely cause a massive increase in the cost of importing high-end Eastern European escorts.

I listened to that whole interview. Why? He, as much as anyone, is the key to the Biden criminal family, and he never speaks in public.

The interview was very enlightening, far beyond what’s been reported. The interviewer is young man named Andrew Callaghan who runs a leftist YouTube news channel called ‘Channel 5’. I’ll give him a pass, as he’s under 30, and there may still be time for him to convert from Communism. The interview is long, I’d say over 2 hours. There’s a lot of Channel 5 filler and advertising in there where he’s teasing other Channel 5 content.

Hunter Biden firmly establishes himself as an entitled, whiny, petulant Communist. You have to listen hard, and sometimes rewind the video, as he often contradicts himself. He’s also a well-known liar, so you have to try and pick and choose what you think is true or not.

He is obviously in the AOC and Bernie Sanders wing of the party. He’s far to the left of where his father campaigned in 2020. I think this guy WAS essentially running the White House the past 2 years. He denies that; he scoffs at Jake Tapper’s reporting, and clearly hates him and Alex Thompson. He also clearly hates America. Nevertheless, it fits. Somebody very progressive has been calling the shots. It’s likely it was Hunter Biden, or at minimum, he was in the mix.

He expresses a deep admiration of illegal immigrants, and expresses outrage these people are being deported, especially without any due process, he alleges. He compares the deportation of illegals to the mistreatment of blacks in the post-Civil War era, or the mistreatment of Jews in 1930s Germany. Of course.

The interviewer does not outright ask him if he thinks they would have won had Joe Biden stayed in the race, but it seems clear that’s what Hunter thinks. He goes on and on about the greatness of his father and the 81 million votes, and how the monied part of the Democrat party stabbed them in the back.

His story is they came back from Vegas, and Joe Biden had a bad case of COVID. At this point, ‘they’ (he never really specifies anyone, except George Clooney) made it clear they wouldn’t support him and would fight him all the way through the convention. At that point, Joe Biden, for the good of the party, dropped out. Now, of course, none of that makes any sense. If Joe Biden was really that unbelievably powerful and popular, he could have simply powered past their concerns and continued on, as he had already won the nomination.

There is a very telling exchange deep in the interview where Hunter is blaming everyone else for his father dropping out of the race. George Clooney is being blamed because he had written an op-ed piece about Joe Biden not recognizing him at the gala fundraiser, and being otherwise unfit for office. Andrew Callaghan tells a George Clooney story, which he got from his friend Jack Black, the actor and part time musician.

At the time of the Butler assassination attempt, Jack Black’s band, Tenacious D was performing in Australia. The next show, Black’s band mate, Kyle Gass was presented with a cake for his birthday onstage. In response to what his birthday wish was, he said, “don’t miss Trump next time”.

According to Callaghan, who is getting this from Black, George Clooney immediately blew up Jack Black’s phone (whatever that means... texts, voicemail messages?). He threatened Black there needed to be an immediate apology, retraction, cancellation of Kyle Gass, whatever. Jack Black, at this point, was a well-known Biden backer.

Here is the interesting part. After recounting this tale, which Callaghan has couched in terms of ‘how dare George Clooney pressure my friend Jack Black’, Hunter Biden explodes, “F8ck him! F8ck him and everyone around him!’, and then proceeds into a long George Clooney rant. I think it’s clear by saying ‘f8ck him’, he is referring to Clooney.

Between the two of these Communists, Callaghan and Biden, there’s not a shred of acknowledgment of George Clooney’s good sense, or even decency. Clearly, you could not allow a member of your team to applaud an assassination attempt. But no, not only do they show no remorse for the Kyle Gass Butler remarks, they upbraid Clooney for having rebuked them. In this exchange, I saw a man in Hunter Biden who would have happily ordered the hit on Trump. I’m not saying he did. I am saying he certainly did not regret the attempt.

The topic of the laptop is brought up, and it’s more lies, more deflection, more woe is me. It’s remarkable; this guy takes no responsibility for anything. He certainly didn’t help his father in the 2024 cycle, and the laptop is a big reason why. Only an idiot would have handed his digital history to his political opponents, but that’s what happened. It’s still not Hunter’s fault, if you listen to him.

All in all, it’s a revealing look at a truly revolting, evil man who was almost certainly partially running the country these past 2 years. The GOP would be wise to get him before a Congressional committee, remind Americans as to which team he’s on, and just let him talk. He has a lot to say, and most Americans will be disgusted.

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