Posted on 07/21/2025 8:47:16 AM PDT by dayglored
After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better program to replace their old flagship. Here are ten great ideas that would be way better than The Late Show:
Larry The Dying Leper: This show is just watching a man slowly die of leprosy. Way funnier!
Kidney Stone Watch: 90 straight minutes of a dude trying to pass a kidney stone.
That old "KaBoom" infomercial with Billy Mays on loop: Such a classic.
Cemetery Cam: Nothing but a livestream from a camera at a cemetery. Big upgrade, CBS.
The Ingrown Toenail Experience: Way less painful than the "Vax-Scene."
Dora The Explorer: Eh, pretty close call.
Mold: Watch bread slowly grow mold in some family's closet. What an improvement.
Moist Madness: People saying the word "moist" repeatedly for an hour and a half. Much less cringey.
Who Wants To Be An Orphan?: Sad, yes, but still better.
A commie screeching and crying but at the end someone comes out and whacks him with a stick: Sweet.
So many great options. You're welcome for the help, CBS.
Laurel & Hardy, Mama’s Family or Sanford & Son
Public trials and executions of Demagogic Party demagogues, in and out of media and other NGOs, and gov't.
As always, I mean that in the nicest possible way.
We love “Cops”.
Obvious solution: have CBS bring back the “CBS Late Night Movie”, which was never a movie at all, but old Kojak reruns, according to former “Late Show/Late Night” host David Letterman.
Obvious solution: have CBS bring back the “CBS Late Night Movie”, which was never a movie at all, but old Kojak reruns, according to former “Late Show/Late Night” host David Letterman.
They could show Count Floyd’s Monster Chiller Horror Theatre!
“ The test pattern would be more entertaining”
And stoners will love it. Run snack commercials.
Al Capone’s Vault 2: Geraldo Rivera Re-Examines the Secret Vaults Contents!
Just use the ones from the 1970’s.
Toonce’s the Driving Cat
Samurai *.* All of them
Land Shark
Bass-o-matic
“Jane, You ignorant slut”
2 Wild and Crazy Guys !
Etc...
I’ll Second That !!!
And make sure the children are watching it too. Call it rapid learning and Facts. They will learn Right from Wrong and Remember it !!!
All Channels, Networks and Times.
The Babylon Bee Story Hour
Gutfeld 2.0. Sure you watched him just an hour ago on Fox News, but now he’s bought the old Colbert slot as an infomercial for himself.
A sports recap show with Keith Olbermann...
Video of a dead possum decomposing.
Just about as entertaining as Colbert.
“And stoners will love it. Run snack commercials.”
HEY .. . man .. . you just insulted like about a gagillion “stoners.” .. .
What KIND of snack commerecials?
Spaceman
I worked swing shift,(for those of you who do not know what that is, Saturday and Sunday night I worked third shift Wednesday, Thursday and Friday I worked second shift) and so I would watch them when I got home after work.
Sometimes they would run series that were from Canada which were amusing.
Watching hardcore plumbers unclog houses/businesses main lines.
Wait a minute. I think they've got something there.
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