Posted on 04/15/2025 12:13:18 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders of the university are sounding the alarm that the loss of funding will severely cripple their ability to find a final solution to the Jewish Problem.
The Jewish Problem, according to Harvard, is that there are many Jews on campus and these Jews believe they have a right to attend classes without being harmed, even though they are Jews. Trump had frozen federal funding in part over a disagreement with the university's tolerance for violent antisemitism on campus, which Harvard says may actually be part of the solution they've been trying to find.
"We have to solve the Jewish Problem," said University spokesperson Abdul Muhammed Al-Muhammed. "Federal funds being frozen mean we simply can't conduct the important research we have been working on to combat Jewish influence and control over the various media, economies, and governments around the world."
"Seig Heil, and Allahu Akbar," he added.
At publishing time, Harvard was dipping into their $53 billion in endowment funds to see about converting some of their buildings into an area where they can concentrate all their Jewish students so they don't infringe on the rights of all the other students on campus.
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Too much truth in The Bee’s reporting these days.
They got me on that one.
Not to worry, Mom, Truth is Truth, both you and The Bee can speak it.
Omg. Idk which is better… The Bee’s headline or your comment!
True! A study in manipulation of the dumb masses to enforce the power and wealthy of these elites. Amazing
From the pen of CS Lewis:
"The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid “dens of crime” that Dickens loved to paint. It is not done even in concentration camps and labour camps. In those we see its final result. But it is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice."
They got me, until I read your post.
“The Bee is brilliant!”
Babylon Bee.
Ernst Hanfstaengl, Harvard, 1909.
They have money; they need to use it instead of having US pay for it.
“Harvard University’s endowment is currently valued at $53.2 BILLION. The endowment’s value increased in fiscal year 2024, reaching its largest sum ever.”
It’s getting harder and harder to spot a Bee article by reading the title.
He’s said to have known FDR post Harvard graduation, pre return to Germany when he ran an art gallery in NYC and FDR was a state legislator. The 1937 story is quite funny. But he survived, was welcomed back to the US, advised the government about Nazism, then returned to Germany when the war ended.
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