Posted on 04/15/2025 12:13:18 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders of the university are sounding the alarm that the loss of funding will severely cripple their ability to find a final solution to the Jewish Problem.
The Jewish Problem, according to Harvard, is that there are many Jews on campus and these Jews believe they have a right to attend classes without being harmed, even though they are Jews. Trump had frozen federal funding in part over a disagreement with the university's tolerance for violent antisemitism on campus, which Harvard says may actually be part of the solution they've been trying to find.
"We have to solve the Jewish Problem," said University spokesperson Abdul Muhammed Al-Muhammed. "Federal funds being frozen mean we simply can't conduct the important research we have been working on to combat Jewish influence and control over the various media, economies, and governments around the world."
"Seig Heil, and Allahu Akbar," he added.
At publishing time, Harvard was dipping into their $53 billion in endowment funds to see about converting some of their buildings into an area where they can concentrate all their Jewish students so they don't infringe on the rights of all the other students on campus.
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The Final Solution for the EducRats is to get more cattle cars and Zyklon B.
The Bee is brilliant!
The sad irony is literally Germany’s equivalent of our Harvard elites today were the 21 luminaries who came up with the final solution.
Remember it has always been the “educated elites” who have organized and committed the most heinous government sponsored atrocities against humanity, they should never be trusted with power, EVER!
The Harvard University administration during the 1930s, led by President James Bryant Conant, ignored numerous opportunities to take a principled stand against the Hitler regime and its antisemitic outrages, and contributed to Nazi Germany's efforts to improve its image in the West. Its lack of concern about Nazi antisemitism was shared by many influential Harvard alumni and student leaders. In warmly welcoming Nazi leaders to the Harvard campus, inviting them to prestigious, high-profile social events, and striving to build friendly relations with thoroughly Nazified universities in Germany, while denouncing those who protested against these actions, Harvard's administration and many of its student leaders offered important encouragement to the Hitler regime as it intensified its persecution of Jews and expanded its military strength.Source: Legitimating Nazism: Harvard University and the Hitler Regime, 1933-1937The few scholars who previously addressed this subject devoted insufficient attention to antisemitism in the Harvard administration and student body, and underestimate the university's complicity in the Nazis' persecution of the Jews. William M. Tuttle Jr., to be sure, criticizes Conant's unwillingness to help place German scholars exiled by the Nazis at Harvard, calling this "a failure of compassion." Morton and Phyllis Keller, in their recent history of Harvard, similarly describe its administration as slow to appoint refugees from Nazism to the faculty, particularly Jews. They describe Conant as "shar[ing] the mild antisemitism common to his social group and time," but then go on to state that an alleged commitment to meritocracy "made him more ready to accept able Jews as students and faculty." The Kellers acknowledge that under Conant Harvard restricted the number of Jewish students admitted and hired few Jewish professors, so the trend toward meritocracy was limited. Tuttle, while conceding that Conant publicly criticized the Hitler regime only for suppressing academic freedom, and "ignor[ed] other and related Nazi crimes," nonetheless praises him as "one of the more outspoken anti-Nazis in the United States from 1933 until World War II." This, however, was hardly the case.
From 1933, when he assumed the presidency of America's oldest and most prestigious university, through 1937, Conant failed to speak out against Nazism on many occasions when it really mattered. He was publicly silent during the visit of the Nazi warship Karlsruhe to Boston in May 1934, some of whose crew Harvard entertained. He welcomed the high Nazi official Ernst (Putzi) Hanfstaengl to the June 1934 Harvard commencement. In March 1935, the Harvard administration permitted Nazi Germany's consul general in Boston to place a wreath bearing the swastika emblem in the university chapel. Conant sent a delegate from Harvard to the University of Heidelberg's 550th anniversary pageant in June 1936, and extended warm greetings to the Georg-August University in Goettingen on its two-hundredth anniversary in June 1937. In providing a friendly welcome to Nazi leader Hanfstaengl, President Conant and others prominently affiliated with Harvard communicated to the Hitler government that boycotts intended to destroy Jewish businesses, the dismissal of Jews from the professions, and savage beatings of Jews were not their concern. Conant's biographer, James Hershberg, trivialized Hanfstaengl's 1934 visit to Harvard by calling it "farcical"; it was, in fact, highly dangerous.
President Conant remained publicly indifferent to the persecution of Jews in Europe and failed to speak out against it until after Kristallnacht, in November 1938. He was determined to build friendly ties with the Universities of Heidelberg and Goettingen, even though they had expelled their Jewish faculty members and thoroughly Nazified their curricula, constructing a "scholarly" foundation for vulgar antisemitism, which was taught as "racial science." The anniversary ceremonies in which Harvard participated, by sending a representative or friendly greetings, were simply brown shirt pageants designed to glorify the Nazi regime. James Hershberg admits that Conant "dignified a crudely Nazified spectacle," but ascribes his eagerness to do so to "fear of igniting controversy," rather than to insensitivity to Jewish suffering. Harvard...
A Total LOL.
[And so true...]
Zyklon B. OPENED FOR DEVO AT THE GREEK GREAT CONCERT
They got me again until I read the last two words of the headline. LOL!
Dark humor, but still some truth there.
Thanks for the more complete history, Tom!
More than “some”.
"At publishing time, Harvard was dipping into their $53 billion in endowment funds to see about converting some of their buildings into gas chambers and ovens to rid themselves all their Jewish problem students."
Babylon Bee NEVER disappoints!
The Bee is very good at satire in which every word becomes true in the near future.
That just about sums it up for Harvard.
A once- great school determined to slide straight down to Hell
How about:
“At publishing time, Harvard was dipping into their $53 billion in endowment funds to see about converting some of their buildings into an area where they can concentrate all their Jewish students so they don’t infringe on the rights of all the other students on campus, but has received word of additional funding from pharmaceutical giants Bayer and Pfizer for research facilities that may be used to assist in these efforts.”
Putzi wasn't much more than Hitler's court jester. He was also a Harvard alumnus, so for him to show up at commencement is not really a reach.
Damn, that’s good.
BS. They ARE part of the Israel problem.
They’re actively stirring up antisemitism.
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