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Gretchen Whitmer Sneaks Into White House Again
babylonbee.com ^ | Apr 14, 2025

Posted on 04/14/2025 11:34:56 AM PDT by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after she was unexpectedly caught meeting with President Trump in the Oval Office, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer reportedly sneaked back into the White House on Monday in far less conspicuous attire.

According to White House insiders, Governor Whitmer returned to the Oval Office for a follow-up meeting with the president, but planned ahead this time, arriving in a full burqa to simultaneously conceal her identity and honor her large number of devout Muslim constituents.

"It was definitely her — I would recognize that shrill voice anywhere," said one administration source who asked to remain anonymous. "She wasn't happy about being caught on camera the other day, so when she showed up for today's meeting, she made sure nobody could see her face. To be honest, we're all pretty grateful. Have you seen her? Oof. Like the Joker, but crazier and more terrifying."

When asked about Whitmer's return this morning, President Trump did not confirm his guest's identity. "We had a great conversation, whoever she was," he told reporters. "My people told me I had a meeting, and in comes this person wearing a set of curtains. Like a black ghost. That's what she looked like. But she wasn't scary, she was actually very nice. A nice black ghost, whoever she was."

The burqa-clad visitor left the White House without speaking to reporters.

At publishing time, rumors circulated that Whitmer was planning to have herself enclosed in a wooden crate and shipped via air freight to the White House for her next meeting with President Trump.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; halfwhitmer; halfwitmer; whitler; whitmer; witchmer; wretched; wretchedgretchen

1 posted on 04/14/2025 11:34:56 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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2 posted on 04/14/2025 11:36:27 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

LOL...what a photo!


3 posted on 04/14/2025 11:37:37 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (All we want is the same deportation policy that Martha's Vineyard has. That's it.)
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To: V_TWIN

Resize and reduce pixels, mmm-kay?


4 posted on 04/14/2025 11:38:09 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
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To: V_TWIN

AKA Man Hands.


5 posted on 04/14/2025 11:38:39 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: V_TWIN
Some memes make themselves - Imgflip
6 posted on 04/14/2025 11:39:56 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Lol!


7 posted on 04/14/2025 11:41:01 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Got me again. Could even be true.


8 posted on 04/14/2025 11:42:34 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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To: V_TWIN

Is she so afraid That her state’s voters will see her with President Trump? That’s kinda paranoid.


9 posted on 04/14/2025 11:42:39 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Hail Trump! Trump won! By a lot!)
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To: hoagy62
It's not just her voters who are upset. She's pissed off other Rats....

 

Gretchen Whitmer angers Dems with Trump meeting at White House: ‘F—ing disaster’
Fox News via NY Post ^ | 4/10/25 | Madison Colombo

Posted on 4/11/2025, 4:24:14 AM by Libloather

10 posted on 04/14/2025 11:49:09 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; V_TWIN
Resize and reduce pixels, mmm-kay?

Or just use HTML.


11 posted on 04/14/2025 11:53:27 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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To: hoagy62
In one fell swoop, President Trump ended Whitmer’s ambitions to run for seat retiring Democrat Senator in 2026
12 posted on 04/14/2025 11:57:21 AM PDT by rdcbn1 (TV )
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Its a lot worse than we think. She does not want to offend the UAW, who support Trump now.....

If she is seen in the White House, the UAW will rake her so much sh*t, that she will loose all Democrat grass roots support.

The UAW is in the can for the man.


13 posted on 04/14/2025 11:58:07 AM PDT by Candor7 (Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=500</img><a href="">tag</a>) )
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To: hoagy62
Considering that Michigan did go for Trump in 2016 and 2024 (and I believe firmly in 2020) it would only help her. If she had to worry about the voters at all. But as she is in the last two years of her last term, she does not have to worry about them.

If this was real and not the Bee.

14 posted on 04/14/2025 12:05:42 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: V_TWIN

By the by…

Anyone else correlate whitmer’s jacket color to a famous dress???

She has some DUMB staff/advisors.


15 posted on 04/14/2025 12:58:03 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: V_TWIN
Like the Joker, but crazier and more terrifying.

Love the Bee!

16 posted on 04/14/2025 1:15:42 PM PDT by FatherofFive (we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
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To: V_TWIN; Chode; Salamander; Carriage Hill; SkyDancer; Lockbox; MtnClimber; Equine1952; ...

ROFLMAO- curtains !!!


17 posted on 04/14/2025 2:00:17 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!!)
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To: logi_cal869
It's a bit more blue, but equally salacious.

That's what she says when she wears her high school drum majorette uniform, "I like to beat with a baton after I am sacrilegiously served a Dorito by my girlfriend."

Her genuine witchiness just exudes from her pores.

18 posted on 04/14/2025 4:01:54 PM PDT by Weirdad (Orthodox Americanism: It's what's good for the world! (Not communifascism!))
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