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Devastating: This Man Is Wearing Socks And He Just Stepped In A Little Wet Spot On The Kitchen Floor (Friday Humor)
The Bee ^
| Apr 3, 2025
| The Bee
Posted on 04/04/2025 9:43:11 AM PDT by dayglored

MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Aiden Jackson suffered a devastating blow earlier today after he stepped in a little wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socks.
Sources say the event has ruined his day, and perhaps his life.
"Ew, my feet are squishy and damp, now," said the man helplessly as the cruel liquid soaked into his socks. "Why would a good God allow such a thing to happen?"
"That's about as bad as it gets, honestly," said Stacy Jackson, Aiden's wife. "I wear slippers in the kitchen myself to avoid just this sort of thing."
Experts say that the emotional damage of stepping in a puddle of water while wearing socks is even worse than that of treading barefoot on a pile of Legos, and about the same as having a piece of popcorn stuck between your teeth with no way to get it out.
"This is devastating for him," said Bradley Nelson, an expert. "He'll have to go change his socks now. So annoying."
At publishing time, Jackson's day had gotten even worse after realizing the wet spot in the kitchen was cat pee.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; catpee; satire; socks; wetspot
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It's Friday, and we could all use a little humor, and a little perspective.
Eww, cat pee.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:43:11 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
LOVE the Babylon Bee.
I *HATE* getting my socks wet. If I do, I change them right away and when I travel I always carry extra socks in case that happens.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:47:31 AM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
To: dayglored
I will never forget whe my late husband got into bed, left his slippers on the floor next to the bed. He woke up during the night, stepped into his slippers and I heard a loud howl come from him.
Apparently kitty had puked into his slipper. Nothing like the feel of cold squishy puke on the bare foot.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:48:22 AM PDT
by
dforest
To: dayglored
Life with cats is like a box of chocolates spilled on the floor; you never know what you’re going to step in.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:49:44 AM PDT
by
wizardoz
(The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
To: dayglored
Get some socks tattooed on your feet.
Problem solved!...........................
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:49:55 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: dayglored
This would not have happened if he had not been wearing sox.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:50:07 AM PDT
by
tet68
("We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us." Henry V.)
To: wizardoz
>
Life with cats is like a box of chocolates spilled on the floor; you never know what you’re going to step in. And that's the truth!
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:52:39 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: dayglored
Or Golden Retriever Diarrhea. Been there done that.
To: dayglored
"...Experts say that the emotional damage of stepping in a puddle of water while wearing socks is even worse than that of treading barefoot on a pile of Legos..." It's true. It even brings down the Great White Shark.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:53:16 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
To: metmom
>
I *HATE* getting my socks wet. If I do, I change them right away and when I travel I always carry extra socks in case that happens. Me too. Such a small thing, but it really does require immediate attention. Trying to ignore it simply does not work.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:54:41 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
>
Or Golden Retriever Diarrhea. Been there done that. Yikes! So sorry to hear that.
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:55:32 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: rlmorel
We’re gonna need a Bigger LEGO
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posted on
04/04/2025 9:58:22 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Red Badger
He should learn to practice safe socks.
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:01:00 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
OMG. “Safe socks”. You win the Internet for today.
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:02:22 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie; dayglored
When I was going to college, commuting each day from my parent’s house where I lived in the refurbished attic, I brought home a golden retriever puppy!
I kept her up in the attic with me at night.
One night, I woke up in pitch blackness (there were no windows, and the light switch was on the other side of the attic) and I smelled the overpowering smell of dog poop.
I broke out in a cold sweat. It was out there. A brown pile lay out there in the darkness on the gray carpet, wreathed in darkness to hide it.
This was before the days of everyone having a cell phone with a flashlight built in. I had no choice.
I had to walk through the minefield.
I did manage to make it to the light switch, and when I turned it on, there were five separate brown piles!
I described this to a friend, and he said “Hahahahaha! I wish I could have been there if you had stepped in one of those piles! You would have screamed out
‘Auugggh! They got me!’...!”
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:02:29 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
To: dayglored
I for one own several pairs of mop socks.
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:02:33 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
('Roll his bones over the stones he just a pauper nobody knows.")
To: SaveFerris
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:03:19 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
To: rlmorel
>
...when I turned it on, there were five separate brown piles!... Puppies are nothing if not prolific.
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:07:01 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: rlmorel
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:07:20 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: dayglored
Cat pee...
Trust me, our feline overlords can produce substances far, far more unpleasant than cat pee.
😼😼😼
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posted on
04/04/2025 10:11:08 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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