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Devastating: This Man Is Wearing Socks And He Just Stepped In A Little Wet Spot On The Kitchen Floor (Friday Humor)
The Bee ^ | Apr 3, 2025 | The Bee

Posted on 04/04/2025 9:43:11 AM PDT by dayglored

MILWAUKEE, WI — Local man Aiden Jackson suffered a devastating blow earlier today after he stepped in a little wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socks.

Sources say the event has ruined his day, and perhaps his life.

"Ew, my feet are squishy and damp, now," said the man helplessly as the cruel liquid soaked into his socks. "Why would a good God allow such a thing to happen?"

"That's about as bad as it gets, honestly," said Stacy Jackson, Aiden's wife. "I wear slippers in the kitchen myself to avoid just this sort of thing."

Experts say that the emotional damage of stepping in a puddle of water while wearing socks is even worse than that of treading barefoot on a pile of Legos, and about the same as having a piece of popcorn stuck between your teeth with no way to get it out.

"This is devastating for him," said Bradley Nelson, an expert. "He'll have to go change his socks now. So annoying."

At publishing time, Jackson's day had gotten even worse after realizing the wet spot in the kitchen was cat pee.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; catpee; satire; socks; wetspot
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It's Friday, and we could all use a little humor, and a little perspective.

Eww, cat pee.

1 posted on 04/04/2025 9:43:11 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

LOVE the Babylon Bee.

I *HATE* getting my socks wet. If I do, I change them right away and when I travel I always carry extra socks in case that happens.


2 posted on 04/04/2025 9:47:31 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: dayglored

I will never forget whe my late husband got into bed, left his slippers on the floor next to the bed. He woke up during the night, stepped into his slippers and I heard a loud howl come from him.

Apparently kitty had puked into his slipper. Nothing like the feel of cold squishy puke on the bare foot.


3 posted on 04/04/2025 9:48:22 AM PDT by dforest
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To: dayglored

Life with cats is like a box of chocolates spilled on the floor; you never know what you’re going to step in.


4 posted on 04/04/2025 9:49:44 AM PDT by wizardoz (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: dayglored

Get some socks tattooed on your feet.

Problem solved!...........................


5 posted on 04/04/2025 9:49:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: dayglored

This would not have happened if he had not been wearing sox.


6 posted on 04/04/2025 9:50:07 AM PDT by tet68 ("We would not die in that man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us." Henry V.)
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To: wizardoz
> Life with cats is like a box of chocolates spilled on the floor; you never know what you’re going to step in.

And that's the truth!

7 posted on 04/04/2025 9:52:39 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

Or Golden Retriever Diarrhea. Been there done that.


8 posted on 04/04/2025 9:53:10 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: dayglored
"...Experts say that the emotional damage of stepping in a puddle of water while wearing socks is even worse than that of treading barefoot on a pile of Legos..."

It's true. It even brings down the Great White Shark.


9 posted on 04/04/2025 9:53:16 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: metmom
> I *HATE* getting my socks wet. If I do, I change them right away and when I travel I always carry extra socks in case that happens.

Me too. Such a small thing, but it really does require immediate attention. Trying to ignore it simply does not work.

10 posted on 04/04/2025 9:54:41 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie
> Or Golden Retriever Diarrhea. Been there done that.

Yikes! So sorry to hear that.

11 posted on 04/04/2025 9:55:32 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: rlmorel

We’re gonna need a Bigger LEGO


12 posted on 04/04/2025 9:58:22 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: Red Badger

He should learn to practice safe socks.


13 posted on 04/04/2025 10:01:00 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

OMG. “Safe socks”. You win the Internet for today.


14 posted on 04/04/2025 10:02:22 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie; dayglored

When I was going to college, commuting each day from my parent’s house where I lived in the refurbished attic, I brought home a golden retriever puppy!

I kept her up in the attic with me at night.

One night, I woke up in pitch blackness (there were no windows, and the light switch was on the other side of the attic) and I smelled the overpowering smell of dog poop.

I broke out in a cold sweat. It was out there. A brown pile lay out there in the darkness on the gray carpet, wreathed in darkness to hide it.

This was before the days of everyone having a cell phone with a flashlight built in. I had no choice.

I had to walk through the minefield.

I did manage to make it to the light switch, and when I turned it on, there were five separate brown piles!

I described this to a friend, and he said “Hahahahaha! I wish I could have been there if you had stepped in one of those piles! You would have screamed out
‘Auugggh! They got me!’...!”


15 posted on 04/04/2025 10:02:29 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: dayglored

I for one own several pairs of mop socks.


16 posted on 04/04/2025 10:02:33 AM PDT by 4yearlurker ('Roll his bones over the stones he just a pauper nobody knows.")
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To: SaveFerris

Hahahaha! Good one!


17 posted on 04/04/2025 10:03:19 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A people that elect corrupt politicians are not victims...but accomplices." George Orwell)
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To: rlmorel
> ...when I turned it on, there were five separate brown piles!...

Puppies are nothing if not prolific.

18 posted on 04/04/2025 10:07:01 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: rlmorel

😀😄🤣🤪

Image is a keeper!


19 posted on 04/04/2025 10:07:20 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: dayglored

Cat pee...

Trust me, our feline overlords can produce substances far, far more unpleasant than cat pee.

😼😼😼


20 posted on 04/04/2025 10:11:08 AM PDT by mewzilla (Swing away, Mr. President, swing away!)
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