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Posted on 04/03/2025 5:55:48 PM PDT by RummyChick
Has anyone notified Agent Mulder about this?
If something like this ever actually happened, life wouldn’t be what it is today.
this is so bizarre that I am trying to see if I missed something like this was a joke. it’s not on April 1 so I can’t figure it out
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/04/02/21/96848099-14564689-image-m-19_1743626214165.jpg
“During a training mission in Siberia, the Soviet military reportedly shot down a low-flying UFO carrying at least 5 aliens who then turned the soldiers into stone”
April Fools Day was Tuesday, right? RIGHT??!?!?
PING!.....................
This reads like a really bad science fiction short story.
Lol.
Such BS
Quix would have loved this story.
Maybe this is what happened at Sodom & Gomorrah and Lot’s wife............
one of the reasons I posted it. maybe one of you can figure out what the heck this is..makes no sense to me.
Isn’t that a rock song?
Sure...the Soviets would have never planted a massively unique story with a select person, and then see if the CIA picked up on it.
This is moronic.
I’d figure Dimension X or X-1 type fodder.
from comments:
Midamranger, Springfield, United States, 3 hours ago
So either this true or far more likely (99.99%), the KGB disinformation crew at Lubyanka Square got hammered on Stoli one night and decided if the Americanskis were dumb enough to swallow the yarn about dozens of man portable ‘suitcase nukes’ being hidden all over the US, they should come up with something X-Files worthy for the CIA analysis unit to chew on. Sounds like they came up with a variation of the closing scene of the original ‘Predator’movie.
The original Orange Man /Rock Man
That may be, but it’s on the internet so we know it is true.
Yeartye, Manchester, United Kingdom, 4 hours ago
Well, for a CIA document it’s rather badly written (’Earthlings’ is straight out of cheesy science fiction films circa 1955). But if we take it at face value, the human body is 90% water, with carbon, calcium and iron making up most of the rest. Limestone is calcium carbonate, so all the ingredients are there to make limestone, you just have to drive off most of the water and catalyse the remaining components to form a rock-like substance. But what happened to the iron?
April fools with 2 days added to the folly!
Trailer parks, there is no way that aliens would ever appear anywhere near a military base.
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