Posted on 02/12/2025 8:31:41 AM PST by dayglored
MURFREESBORO, TN — According to sources, local husband Scott Limber rescued his wife from depression by helpfully explaining why she should be in a good mood.
"Don't worry, sweetie, you have no reason to be sad," Limber reportedly said. "Please allow me to explain to you why your sadness is slightly irrational given the current circumstances."
Limber's wife, Heather, had been feeling a little stressed and mopey, but after her husband sat her down and explained why she should be in a good mood, that all changed. "You know, you're right," she said. "Thank you for explaining to me why I shouldn't be sad. It helps a lot."
Mr. Limber then silently congratulated himself for doing such a good job making his wife feel better.
"Scott really is the master at this," said one source close to the family. "His logic is unassailable, and we all know that when wives are feeling down, they really need the airtight reasoning skills of a husband. That always makes things better."
At publishing time Mr. Limber went ahead and bought his wife some Door Dash tacos and massaged her feet, just in case.
My dad took a time-and-motion-study class to secure a job promotion, and he needed a project to implement the concepts. Sp he chose to completely reorganize my mom’s kitchen to improve its efficiency.
She was ordinarily very placid—which may have been what deluded him into trying this stunt. It made her the angriest I ever saw her.
I used to work in Murfreesboro. I lived not far from there in LaVergne.
I learned early on that my wife really does need to know where I am at all times. Guess how I figured that out...
That is their area and the way it is done up make sense to them even if their reasons are beyond your ken.
8 years old, never saw it.
Funny, forwarded to friends and family. Thx
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