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DEAR JANE: My wife says she will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump
Dailymail UK ^ | 11/3/2024 | Jane Green

Posted on 11/04/2024 11:55:18 AM PST by millenial4freedom

We see eye-to-eye in most situations, but when it comes to Trump she is extremely set in her ways. She constantly says how much she hates him whenever he's on the news, and repeatedly asks me how I can possibly support him.

We had to turn off the debate between Trump and Kamala Harris halfway through because we couldn't stop arguing. I don't think our marriage would have survived a second debate!

So, as the election approaches, we've decided to stop talking about politics altogether. We've stopped watching the news when we're both at home. We don't discuss what we are reading.

This new dynamic was working quite well – until this week, when my wife declared the morning after a particularly steamy bedroom session the night before: She will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump.

She says that, because the Pennsylvania race is so tight, my vote alone could change the whole outcome of the election, and she refuses to have sex with me unless I vote for Harris... or not at all.

Obviously, I am not going to vote for Harris. I'm desperate for a second Trump presidency. But I also couldn't live without our sex life. How can I explain to my wife that I can't change my beliefs so easily?

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To: millenial4freedom

MGTOW
It took a bit of searching but found “Double Unicorn”
1-C, 8.5-H and a conservative.


81 posted on 11/04/2024 12:42:53 PM PST by Zathras
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To: j.havenfarm

“Your wife isn’t worth having is she’s prioritizing the ability of women to slaughter their children over you, and if she’s willing to see her body for the price of one vote”

Very true. And likely she has a side piece and wants to abort any ‘accidents’ without hubby being the wiser. This marriage is doomed to failure.


82 posted on 11/04/2024 12:42:55 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: millenial4freedom

Lie


83 posted on 11/04/2024 12:45:20 PM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
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To: millenial4freedom

If she wins this one, there isn’t anything she can’t control in you.
You will have lost it all!!!


84 posted on 11/04/2024 12:46:35 PM PST by conservativesister
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

As my dear male friend used to say:

“Unscrew her.”


85 posted on 11/04/2024 12:46:54 PM PST by Veto! (Kamalala Sucks Rocks)
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To: millenial4freedom

Haven’t you ever lied to your wife about politics? If not, start now.


86 posted on 11/04/2024 12:48:57 PM PST by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: millenial4freedom

I think you should both should start seeing other women.


87 posted on 11/04/2024 12:50:48 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: millenial4freedom

Hire an aggressive lady lawyer, then execute a constructive abandonment.


88 posted on 11/04/2024 12:53:07 PM PST by PerConPat (The politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.- Mencken)
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To: millenial4freedom

I read that political incompatibility is a major cause of relationship breakups. I’ve known two men who will not talk to their wives about politics as their wives turn into unhinged whirling dervish bitches who end up spitting and incoherent. When the wife says something political, they just agree to keep the peace.

I must walk on eggs near my employee as he’s turns into the same spitting angry idiot whenever the subject comes up. I try to NEVER say anything political. Sometimes I have no idea that something is going to trigger him. (He calls trans women “women.” I pretend not to hear.)

Reminds me of a girlfriend my Marine buddy had. She complained he never wanted to talk about the things she wanted to talk about. He just didn’t respond. He said, “when you talk about the government killing us with chemtrails and treated water it just sounds crazy.” He said he fled the house and never went back for his stuff. Lunatics are dangerous. I don’t care how great the sex is.


89 posted on 11/04/2024 12:53:35 PM PST by Gen.Blather (Wait! I said that out loud? )
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To: millenial4freedom

My take? Lie and fuck her brains out.


90 posted on 11/04/2024 12:53:41 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: millenial4freedom

So just do what democrats advise women to do, lie to your spouse. It’s the democrat way, lie to the people you trust.


91 posted on 11/04/2024 12:53:47 PM PST by Mastador1
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To: millenial4freedom

My gf (rule #1 - we don’t talk politics) tried that a couple weeks ago, so I gathered my stuff and told her I won’t live under that sort of animas or threats and started to leave her house. She stopped me at the door all apologetic and tearing up. Call her bluff and pack your stuff.


92 posted on 11/04/2024 12:54:21 PM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie


Lie when your wife is waking.
Lie when your belly's aching.
Lie when you know she's faking.
Lie, sell shoes and lie.
93 posted on 11/04/2024 12:56:57 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: KevinB

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94 posted on 11/04/2024 12:58:17 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: millenial4freedom

This marriage is done. Stick a fork in her.


95 posted on 11/04/2024 12:59:03 PM PST by DeplorablePaul
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To: millenial4freedom

His wife can see his ballot while he’s in the voting booth?


96 posted on 11/04/2024 1:00:48 PM PST by FrdmLvr
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To: millenial4freedom

Dude...you married a nightmare.


97 posted on 11/04/2024 1:05:11 PM PST by simpson96
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To: millenial4freedom

Just tell her if that’s her ultimatum, she will be responsible for her own expenses and any increase in taxes from a Harris administration. Otherwise, if you both just vote as you are supposed to be free to do, then marriage should continue as per vows.

A “My Vote, My Choice” t-shirt might be fun.


98 posted on 11/04/2024 1:09:51 PM PST by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: millenial4freedom

Put her on a “sex compulsory” if she votes for Kamala?


99 posted on 11/04/2024 1:10:45 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: millenial4freedom

Dear Lonely Trumper,

vote for whomever you want to, and tell wifey-poo whatever she wants to hear ... example: “Of course i voted for harris sweetie!” ... she’ll never know the difference because voting is done by secret ballot ...


100 posted on 11/04/2024 1:13:01 PM PST by catnipman ((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
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