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DEAR JANE: My wife says she will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump
Dailymail UK ^ | 11/3/2024 | Jane Green

Posted on 11/04/2024 11:55:18 AM PST by millenial4freedom

We see eye-to-eye in most situations, but when it comes to Trump she is extremely set in her ways. She constantly says how much she hates him whenever he's on the news, and repeatedly asks me how I can possibly support him.

We had to turn off the debate between Trump and Kamala Harris halfway through because we couldn't stop arguing. I don't think our marriage would have survived a second debate!

So, as the election approaches, we've decided to stop talking about politics altogether. We've stopped watching the news when we're both at home. We don't discuss what we are reading.

This new dynamic was working quite well – until this week, when my wife declared the morning after a particularly steamy bedroom session the night before: She will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump.

She says that, because the Pennsylvania race is so tight, my vote alone could change the whole outcome of the election, and she refuses to have sex with me unless I vote for Harris... or not at all.

Obviously, I am not going to vote for Harris. I'm desperate for a second Trump presidency. But I also couldn't live without our sex life. How can I explain to my wife that I can't change my beliefs so easily?

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Gee, I would not have guessed a liberal woman would have used extortion as a means to advance her political agenda! /s
1 posted on 11/04/2024 11:55:18 AM PST by millenial4freedom
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To: millenial4freedom

Bye, bye!


2 posted on 11/04/2024 11:56:36 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to descalation of tho it for you.)
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To: millenial4freedom

Bye, bitch!


3 posted on 11/04/2024 11:57:06 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: millenial4freedom

OP why are you posting this propaganda? Do you like communism?


4 posted on 11/04/2024 11:57:23 AM PST by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: millenial4freedom

Divorce her now. It’s just a matter of time, so why wait?


5 posted on 11/04/2024 11:57:26 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (My decisions about people are based almost entirely on skin color. I learned this from Democrats.)
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To: millenial4freedom

Your wife isn’t worth having is she’s prioritizing the ability of women to slaughter their children over you, and if she’s willing to see her body for the price of one vote


6 posted on 11/04/2024 11:57:37 AM PST by j.havenfarm (23 years on Free Republic, 12/10/23! More than 8,000 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: millenial4freedom

Get a new wife. If she’s a lot younger, remember you don’t actually have to talk to her.


7 posted on 11/04/2024 11:57:54 AM PST by oldplayer
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To: millenial4freedom

Divorce the b***h and tell her she can fight off the alien hordes that Harris is letting in


8 posted on 11/04/2024 11:57:57 AM PST by Regulator (It's fraud, Jim)
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To: millenial4freedom

Kamala’s husband advises you to just smack her around, a little.


9 posted on 11/04/2024 11:58:10 AM PST by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: millenial4freedom

Well fella better divorce that witch is all I can tell you...Better to be alone than with a dog like this witch...


10 posted on 11/04/2024 11:58:12 AM PST by dpetty121263
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To: millenial4freedom

You married her...grow a pair or hire out!


11 posted on 11/04/2024 11:58:12 AM PST by resistance (abandon all hope and rational thought, become a democrat)
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To: millenial4freedom

Sex as a weapon?

Get divorced asap.


12 posted on 11/04/2024 11:59:02 AM PST by Uncle Miltie ("Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?" And I said, "Here I am! Send me." )
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To: millenial4freedom

I get the distinct impression that it might be a while before he can tell a difference.


13 posted on 11/04/2024 11:59:32 AM PST by cdcdawg ("She runs a mean pick six," said Tim Walz, a fraud.)
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To: millenial4freedom

File for divorce. “Irreconcilable differences”. Get a new wife.


14 posted on 11/04/2024 11:59:43 AM PST by flamberge (It turns out that you can fool most of the people, most of the time.)
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To: millenial4freedom

Let’s be brutally honest here. Any woman who would threaten such a thing wasn’t really looking forward to the horizontal mambo anyway. It may be time to have a sit down.


15 posted on 11/04/2024 11:59:44 AM PST by Frank Drebin (And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
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To: millenial4freedom

Well, besides the fact that she promised marital access with the vows, if she is anti-Trump because she is pro-abort, I would not trust any such woman as a suitable home for my seed. She is more likely to destroy our child.


16 posted on 11/04/2024 12:00:54 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: millenial4freedom

Dump her.


17 posted on 11/04/2024 12:00:56 PM PST by dadgum
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To: millenial4freedom

Get a mistress and move on.


18 posted on 11/04/2024 12:01:31 PM PST by llevrok (Say NO to a fourth Obama term!)
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To: millenial4freedom

19 posted on 11/04/2024 12:02:06 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: millenial4freedom

As far as I know, it’s still a secret ballot.

Tell her you voted for Kamala, then “f” the bejesus out of her.

While you’re enjoying your afterglow ciggie whisper in her ear that you actually voted for Trump.

Enjoy the cuddling!


20 posted on 11/04/2024 12:03:28 PM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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