Posted on 10/22/2024 8:30:43 AM PDT by dayglored
NEW YORK, NY — A great moment in both television history and the advancement of women occurred today, as producers of ABC's long-tenured daytime talk show The View welcomed a sixth woman to the cast.
The show's host panel has consisted of five women for the duration of the program's existence but producers reportedly decided to shake things up by adding Minnesota governor and current Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Walz as the show's unprecedented sixth female host.
"We're excited to welcome him as the newest woman on our panel of hosts," said Executive Producer Brian Teta. "We've toyed with different changes we could make to the show to spice things up and make things fresh, and we ultimately settled on needing an even larger and more potent injection of estrogen to the host panel. That's where Tim Walz comes in."
The Minnesota governor was honored to be named the sixth woman on the show's cast. "I feel like I could just flail my arms for days," Walz said when the announcement was made official. "I often enjoy watching The View after a morning of loading my hunting gun in the countryside and shooting animals as men do. To have the opportunity to join other smart and sassy ladies like me on the panel is a dream come true. It's where I belong."
At publishing time, producers said the move would be permanent regardless of the outcome of the election. "Even if he and Kamala win, he'll still be here every day," Teta said. "I mean, he'd just be the Vice President. They don't really do anything anyway."
OUCH!
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if this article wasn’t satire.
Hello? The Bee?
I’m surprised Chris Wallace hasn’t joined them!
Could explain the whole Tampons in the Men’s room subject.
The double-negative makes his post a bit confusing, but he's saying he wouldn't be surprised if this article was actually true (despite it being the Bee.)
LOL
See what happens since that stupid Supreme Court Justice couldn’t define “woman”? Not to mention all the confusion over which rest rooms to use.
The Bee is just awesome.
Also, Trump at the Al Smith Catholic fundraiser dinner in NYC:
“I never believed the Democrats when they said men could menstruate, and then I met Tim Walz.”
HEY-OOO!
If that’s not an exact quote, it’s pretty close.
“Man enough to get a tampon in the boys’ room and give to my girlfriend even though she has a penis.”
It takes all morning to load the gun?
Dang you Bee! You had be falling for it until I read Walz.
Always check the source first.
Tucker Calson: “Tim Walz is very obviously gay. They’re the ones always saying it’s great to be gay. Ok, if it’s great to be gay then why is it an attack on him for me to say that” https://x.com/i/status/1847731826800152815
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