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I got a strange phone call today.
Posted on 10/17/2024 1:02:25 PM PDT by servo1969
When I answered some guy said, "I'm the dandy highwayman whom you're too scared to mention. I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: humor; music; vanity
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I tried to tell him he must have the wrong number but he was adamant.
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:02:25 PM PDT
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:04:08 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: servo1969; dfwgator
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:04:19 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: servo1969
That’s a line from an Adam and the Ants song from 1981.
To: servo1969
Maybe your number is on a list from your wife planning a bachelorette party for one of her friends. LOL
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:04:35 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: fhayek
LOL ð
(but he was adamant)
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:05:05 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Tijeras_Slim
went right over your head....
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:05:11 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: servo1969
I just caught what you did. Have you no shame?
To: servo1969
Anthony Weiner is running again.
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:05:43 PM PDT
by
JZelle
To: Tijeras_Slim
but he was adam ant.
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:05:53 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: servo1969
Nicely done. Very nicely done. :D
Hoss
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:06:33 PM PDT
by
HossB86
(Christ, and Him alone.)
To: fhayek
You don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?
You don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow...
There must be somethin’ inside.
To: fhayek
To: servo1969
Sorry, that was me. Sorry. Sorry. It’s just that I bought this new matching tie and handkerchief and wanted to show it off...
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:07:45 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(Trump/Vance 2024 or GFY)
To: servo1969
When folks ask me what I do, I tell them I’m a “migrant relocation specialist”.
I travel the neighborhoods looking for Harris/Waltz signs, when one is found, I size up the property and home in order to determine how many cat-eating Haitians that can comfortably resettle there. IF it’s a pretty nice place, I usually figure 4 families worth, but even the nastier ones get a least one.
The looks I get....LOL....
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:07:47 PM PDT
by
lgjhn23
("On the 8th day, Satan created the progressive liberal to destroy all the good that God created..." )
To: fhayek
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:08:35 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:10:30 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Tijeras_Slim
To: servo1969
I got that call too, I told him to meet me out on Highway 61.
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:15:44 PM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: lgjhn23
A tenant called me stating there were mice in her apartment.
“How many Haitians should I order?” I wanted to ask.
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posted on
10/17/2024 1:18:48 PM PDT
by
1_Rain_Drop
( ~~ TRUMP is right about EVERYTHING ! ~~ )
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