FR could use a Weekly Rimshot topic, if we had one, this topic would the current winner. ^:)
(Groan)
That’s a line from an Adam and the Ants song from 1981.
Maybe your number is on a list from your wife planning a bachelorette party for one of her friends. LOL
I just caught what you did. Have you no shame?
Anthony Weiner is running again.
Nicely done. Very nicely done. :D
Hoss
Sorry, that was me. Sorry. Sorry. It’s just that I bought this new matching tie and handkerchief and wanted to show it off...
When folks ask me what I do, I tell them I’m a “migrant relocation specialist”.
I travel the neighborhoods looking for Harris/Waltz signs, when one is found, I size up the property and home in order to determine how many cat-eating Haitians that can comfortably resettle there. IF it’s a pretty nice place, I usually figure 4 families worth, but even the nastier ones get a least one.
The looks I get....LOL....
I got that call too, I told him to meet me out on Highway 61.
FR could use a Weekly Rimshot topic, if we had one, this topic would the current winner. ^:)
When my niece was about 1.5 years old, my brother had sooooo much fun with telemarketers. He would simply hand the phone to his daughter, and she was so happy to “talk” on the phone. High pitch laughter, squeaks, and words akin to “ibba-dabba-ibba.” What was even more amusing was when the telemarketer would keep talking to the babbling little girl.
One time, a live, breathing salesman actually came to the door. My brother has one of those very secure, metal screen doors with a deadbolt lock. As the sales person began, my brother just placed my niece at the front door, and dad just walked away. She began “talking” with the salesman. He too tried to talk to her, and eventually realized there were no sales to be had.
What a jerk. I bet he thought he was Prince Charming.
It was Dennis Moore.
That was Gretchen Whitmer
I got a text today saying “I found your number in my phone and I don’t remember who you are.” Hope ta’ hell she isn’t hot…
Stand and Deliver!
