When folks ask me what I do, I tell them I’m a “migrant relocation specialist”.
I travel the neighborhoods looking for Harris/Waltz signs, when one is found, I size up the property and home in order to determine how many cat-eating Haitians that can comfortably resettle there. IF it’s a pretty nice place, I usually figure 4 families worth, but even the nastier ones get a least one.
The looks I get....LOL....
A tenant called me stating there were mice in her apartment.
“How many Haitians should I order?” I wanted to ask.