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Star Trek Ha-Ha of the day…
June 27, 2024, 3:35 pm CST
| Patriot777
Posted on 06/27/2024 1:38:52 PM PDT by Patriot777
Star Trek Ha-ha of the day…
Why did Captain Jean-Luc Picard throw out his cup of Eau Grey tea? ……..
Because there was a Borg in it.
😁
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: areyouloggedin; captain; eaugrey; huh; picard; pun; startrek; stupidvanity; vanity
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To: Patriot777
It’s Earl Grey, and that just wasn’t funny.
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posted on
06/27/2024 1:50:02 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Trump's experience? We're next.)
To: Lazamataz
Spelling it wrong ruins the joke.
It’s a punk, but Eau Grey is also a pun.
If it’s not Earl Grey, I’m trying to relate Borg to Eau and don’t get the joke.
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posted on
06/27/2024 1:53:35 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(MDemocrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Patriot777
There’s only one GOAT Star Trek joke...
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posted on
06/27/2024 1:56:38 PM PDT
by
HYPOCRACY
(Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
To: Patriot777
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posted on
06/27/2024 1:57:49 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Patriot777
I can't remember the set-up, but the punchline is "And then the Andorian says 'That's not my antenna!'"
Okay, okay... Dad Joke: I went to the Star Trek Convention dressed as Chewbacca. It was a wookie mistake."
To: Patriot777
Because, thy didn’t, wait fot it, “MAKE IT SO”
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:03:32 PM PDT
by
Jumper
To: Patriot777
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:05:22 PM PDT
by
JPG
("...if you can keep it.")
To: Patriot777
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:05:44 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Patriot777
A Gorn and a Species 8472 walk into a bar. Bartender says “Why the long faces?”
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:10:47 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(IThey intend to kill us. Plan to avoid this.)
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To: Patriot777
Earl Grey tea is a tea blend that has been flavored with the oil of bergamot. ???
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:19:41 PM PDT
by
granite
("It's a Barnum and Bailey World, Just as Phony as it can be.")
To: Patriot777
IF you have to explain the joke then . . . just keep your day job is all I’m saying.
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:29:11 PM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I was drowning in self pity until I bathed in the refreshing Lake of Respect.)
To: Patriot777
what did the vulcan say to the fortyniner?
Live long and prospect.
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:29:12 PM PDT
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Patriot777
*groan*, but I’m going to use it.
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:38:29 PM PDT
by
BigFreakinToad
(Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
To: Patriot777
Darmok and Gilgamesh at Uruk.
Darmok at the wall, his sails unfurled, his arms wide.
Gilgamesh, his eyes uncovered, Darmok, when the walls moistened.
Darmok and Gilgamesh, at Uruk with fists open!!
-PJ
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:44:54 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Political Junkie Too
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posted on
06/27/2024 2:53:14 PM PDT
by
mabarker1
( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
To: mabarker1
...with zipper wide open!! His face red...
-PJ
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posted on
06/27/2024 3:00:45 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Patriot777
Bad things happen when one smokes dilithium crystals….
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posted on
06/27/2024 3:02:52 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: teeman8r
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posted on
06/27/2024 3:12:08 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(MDemocrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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