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To: Patriot777
It’s Earl Grey, and that just wasn’t funny.
2 posted on
06/27/2024 1:50:02 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Trump's experience? We're next.)
To: Patriot777
There’s only one GOAT Star Trek joke...
4 posted on
06/27/2024 1:56:38 PM PDT by
HYPOCRACY
(Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
To: Patriot777
5 posted on
06/27/2024 1:57:49 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Patriot777
I can't remember the set-up, but the punchline is "And then the Andorian says 'That's not my antenna!'"
Okay, okay... Dad Joke: I went to the Star Trek Convention dressed as Chewbacca. It was a wookie mistake."
To: Patriot777
Because, thy didn’t, wait fot it, “MAKE IT SO”
7 posted on
06/27/2024 2:03:32 PM PDT by
Jumper
To: Patriot777
8 posted on
06/27/2024 2:05:22 PM PDT by
JPG
("...if you can keep it.")
To: Patriot777
9 posted on
06/27/2024 2:05:44 PM PDT by
PGR88
To: Patriot777
A Gorn and a Species 8472 walk into a bar. Bartender says “Why the long faces?”
10 posted on
06/27/2024 2:10:47 PM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(IThey intend to kill us. Plan to avoid this.)
To: Patriot777
Earl Grey tea is a tea blend that has been flavored with the oil of bergamot. ???
12 posted on
06/27/2024 2:19:41 PM PDT by
granite
("It's a Barnum and Bailey World, Just as Phony as it can be.")
To: Patriot777
IF you have to explain the joke then . . . just keep your day job is all I’m saying.
13 posted on
06/27/2024 2:29:11 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(I was drowning in self pity until I bathed in the refreshing Lake of Respect.)
To: Patriot777
what did the vulcan say to the fortyniner?
Live long and prospect.
14 posted on
06/27/2024 2:29:12 PM PDT by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Patriot777
*groan*, but I’m going to use it.
15 posted on
06/27/2024 2:38:29 PM PDT by
BigFreakinToad
(Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
To: Patriot777
Darmok and Gilgamesh at Uruk.
Darmok at the wall, his sails unfurled, his arms wide.
Gilgamesh, his eyes uncovered, Darmok, when the walls moistened.
Darmok and Gilgamesh, at Uruk with fists open!!
-PJ
16 posted on
06/27/2024 2:44:54 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: Patriot777
Bad things happen when one smokes dilithium crystals….
19 posted on
06/27/2024 3:02:52 PM PDT by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! đź”)
To: Patriot777
You’re no Jack Benny. This thread is a waste of bytes.
To: Patriot777
23 posted on
06/27/2024 3:33:53 PM PDT by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Patriot777
Little early to be drinking, watching Star Trek and posting ‘jokes’...
(not getting it here, either)
24 posted on
06/27/2024 3:34:20 PM PDT by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: Patriot777
25 posted on
06/27/2024 3:43:12 PM PDT by
Fledermaus
(We Are Now In A Civil War!)
To: Patriot777
Captain Picard always referred to his First Officer, Will Riker, as “Number One.” I was always hoping for the following outtake: “You have the bridge, Number One. I have to do number two!”
To: Patriot777; Lazamataz; ifinnegan; Vendome; HYPOCRACY; Jumper; Retrofitted; JPG; PGR88; ...
This one's an oldie.
Someone asked about the home worlds of the aliens. So, it was explained:
Vulcans come from the planet Vulcan.
Romulans come from the planet Romulus.
And you will find Klingons on Uranus.
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