Star Trek Ha-Ha of the day…

June 27, 2024, 3:35 pm CST | Patriot777

[Patriot777]

Star Trek Ha-ha of the day…

Why did Captain Jean-Luc Picard throw out his cup of Eau Grey tea? ……..

Because there was a Borg in it.

😁

[Lazamataz]

It’s Earl Grey, and that just wasn’t funny.

[ifinnegan]

Spelling it wrong ruins the joke.

It’s a punk, but Eau Grey is also a pun.

If it’s not Earl Grey, I’m trying to relate Borg to Eau and don’t get the joke.

[HYPOCRACY]

There’s only one GOAT Star Trek joke...

[Vendome]

I don’t get it....

[Retrofitted]

I can't remember the set-up, but the punchline is "And then the Andorian says 'That's not my antenna!'"

Okay, okay... Dad Joke: I went to the Star Trek Convention dressed as Chewbacca. It was a wookie mistake."

[Jumper]

Because, thy didn’t, wait fot it, “MAKE IT SO”

[JPG]

[PGR88]

[Sirius Lee]

A Gorn and a Species 8472 walk into a bar. Bartender says “Why the long faces?”

[granite]

Earl Grey tea is a tea blend that has been flavored with the oil of bergamot. ???

[BipolarBob]

IF you have to explain the joke then . . . just keep your day job is all I’m saying.

[teeman8r]

what did the vulcan say to the fortyniner?

Live long and prospect.

[BigFreakinToad]

*groan*, but I’m going to use it.

[Political Junkie Too]

Darmok and Gilgamesh at Uruk.

Darmok at the wall, his sails unfurled, his arms wide.

Gilgamesh, his eyes uncovered, Darmok, when the walls moistened.

Darmok and Gilgamesh, at Uruk with fists open!!

-PJ

[mabarker1]

At Tenagra...

[Political Junkie Too]

...with zipper wide open!! His face red...

-PJ

[telescope115]

Bad things happen when one smokes dilithium crystals….

[ifinnegan]

See, yours makes sense.