Posted on 06/27/2024 1:38:52 PM PDT by Patriot777
Star Trek Ha-ha of the day…
Why did Captain Jean-Luc Picard throw out his cup of Eau Grey tea? ……..
Because there was a Borg in it.
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This one deserves the Picard Double Face Palm!
You’re no Jack Benny. This thread is a waste of bytes.
Little early to be drinking, watching Star Trek and posting ‘jokes’...
(not getting it here, either)
That’s a warped joke.
Captain Picard always referred to his First Officer, Will Riker, as “Number One.” I was always hoping for the following outtake: “You have the bridge, Number One. I have to do number two!”
Someone asked about the home worlds of the aliens. So, it was explained:
Vulcans come from the planet Vulcan.
Romulans come from the planet Romulus.
And you will find Klingons on Uranus.
Beam me out of this thread!
There was another episode — some sort of nuclear war (?) or radiation leak (?) on a planet. I had wanted someone to ask, “are those radiation burns or do they really look like that?”
Captain Kirk - the man with Three Ears.
The Left Ear
The Right Ear
and....
The Final Front Ear
It had good Genes.
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The GOAT is
What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both wipe out Klingons around Uranus.
Ah shucks. It just popped into mind when I saw that post. I posted elsewhere a few days ago about MAKE IT SO being a libtard term.
I hatedvthat series but still watched it. Sometimes I wished someone who shoot me over the stuff like Whoopie. I hated here in everything except GHOST.
The most disgusting thing they could ever have done was to put Whoopie in the series. Good grief!
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Babylon 5 Joke:
Q: How many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to change the light bulb, and one to confuse the issue.
Gilgamesh not caring what Darmok and Jilar do behind closed doors.
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