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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said
Babylon Bee ^ | February 29, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 03/01/2024 12:38:36 PM PST by Twotone

As believers, it's always comforting to know that your elected officials have a deep knowledge and affection for the Bible. Learning the favorite scripture verses of your leaders can provide insight into their lives and the values they hold dear.

With that in mind, The Babylon Bee asked the following prominent politicians to tell us their favorite Bible verses:

1. Hillary Clinton: "Then he went away and hanged himself." - Matthew 27:5

2. Rashida Tlaib: "Behold, the people of Israel are too many..." - Exodus 1:9

3. Mitch McConnell: "..."

4. Lauren Boebert: "Dance like nobody's watching (it's in the Bible somewhere, I think in the back near the maps)."

5. Donald Trump: "When you saw only one set of footprints, my child, it was then that I carried you." - Two Corinthians

6, Barack Obama: "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." - Genesis 19:5

7. Al Gore: "And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up." - Revelation 8:7

8. Ilhan Omar: "And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife." - Genesis 20:12

9. Bill Clinton: "Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife." - Proverbs 21:19

10. Nancy Pelosi: "I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast which was full of blasphemous names, having seven heads and ten horns." - Revelation 17:3

11. Nikki Haley: "So the last shall be first, and the first last." - Matthew 20:16

Reading the list above makes it abundantly clear how important the Bible is to America's most revered leaders. No wonder our country is in the shape it's in today!


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To: Twotone

13. Christ Christie — When King Jeho So Fat becomes king in 1 Kings 15:24


21 posted on 03/01/2024 12:51:50 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Twotone

Classic Bee.


22 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:02 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
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To: Jamestown1630

Too late 🙂


23 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:41 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Twotone

The Babylon Bee is what the soy boys at the onion wish they had the guts to aspire to be.


24 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:42 PM PST by Captainpaintball (America needs a Conservative DICTATOR if it hopes to survive. )
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To: epluribus_2

Don’t those three claim to be Catholics?


25 posted on 03/01/2024 12:52:54 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Twotone

Sheer genius!


26 posted on 03/01/2024 12:53:14 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America.)
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To: Twotone
4. Lauren Boebert: "Dance like nobody's watching (it's in the Bible somewhere, I think in the back near the maps)."

Sermon on the Mount - right there next to "blessed are the cheese-makers."

27 posted on 03/01/2024 12:54:02 PM PST by PGR88
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To: OwenKellogg

“I’ve heard it in church many times”

I guess that makes up for me never hearing it said that way 🤣


28 posted on 03/01/2024 12:54:03 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Twotone

14. Joe Biden — That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. Genesis 19:33


29 posted on 03/01/2024 12:54:42 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Twotone

Not bad.


30 posted on 03/01/2024 12:55:10 PM PST by plain talk
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To: V_TWIN
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...


31 posted on 03/01/2024 12:55:48 PM PST by Sirius Lee (Tonight on The Bickersons... )
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To: Twotone

Good. For some, their least favorite verse(s) will be Matthew 7:22-23.....or....Job 12:23.


32 posted on 03/01/2024 12:56:06 PM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: V_TWIN
Maybe so, but last time I checked, Trump ain’t from other parts of the world. Lol!

TRUMP'S family came from SCOTLAND. It probably was how his grandmother said it.

33 posted on 03/01/2024 12:57:04 PM PST by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. (Psalm 33:12))
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To: Tell It Right

Pete Buttigieg

Matthew 7:16, “By their fruits you shall know them.”


34 posted on 03/01/2024 12:57:10 PM PST by Fai Mao (Starve the Beast and steal its food.)
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To: Twotone

15. Ron DeSantis - Zacchaeus was a wee little man — Luke 19:3


35 posted on 03/01/2024 12:59:07 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Fai Mao

Good one!


36 posted on 03/01/2024 12:59:28 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Jamestown1630

Okay. Humor.


37 posted on 03/01/2024 1:01:53 PM PST by SkyDancer (~A Bizjet Is Nothing But An Executive Mailing Tube ~)
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To: Tell It Right

Chris Christie - “All the fat is the LORD’s” (Leviticus 3:16)


38 posted on 03/01/2024 1:03:23 PM PST by Campion (Everything is a grace, everything is the direct effect of our Father's love - Little Flower)
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To: Twotone

16. Kamala Harris — Galatians 5:21 says druggies should be put in jail in California cuz it’s modern day drunkenness. But I’m sure God is okay with the other Galatians 5:19-21 sins are good like orgies and hatred and stuff. Peace rocks.


39 posted on 03/01/2024 1:04:44 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Campion

Love it!


40 posted on 03/01/2024 1:05:15 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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