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We Asked 11 Famous Politicians What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said
Babylon Bee ^ | February 29, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 03/01/2024 12:38:36 PM PST by Twotone

As believers, it's always comforting to know that your elected officials have a deep knowledge and affection for the Bible. Learning the favorite scripture verses of your leaders can provide insight into their lives and the values they hold dear.

With that in mind, The Babylon Bee asked the following prominent politicians to tell us their favorite Bible verses:

1. Hillary Clinton: "Then he went away and hanged himself." - Matthew 27:5

2. Rashida Tlaib: "Behold, the people of Israel are too many..." - Exodus 1:9

3. Mitch McConnell: "..."

4. Lauren Boebert: "Dance like nobody's watching (it's in the Bible somewhere, I think in the back near the maps)."

5. Donald Trump: "When you saw only one set of footprints, my child, it was then that I carried you." - Two Corinthians

6, Barack Obama: "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." - Genesis 19:5

7. Al Gore: "And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up." - Revelation 8:7

8. Ilhan Omar: "And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife." - Genesis 20:12

9. Bill Clinton: "Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife." - Proverbs 21:19

10. Nancy Pelosi: "I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast which was full of blasphemous names, having seven heads and ten horns." - Revelation 17:3

11. Nikki Haley: "So the last shall be first, and the first last." - Matthew 20:16

Reading the list above makes it abundantly clear how important the Bible is to America's most revered leaders. No wonder our country is in the shape it's in today!


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1 posted on 03/01/2024 12:38:36 PM PST by Twotone
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To: Twotone

That’s gold Jerry, GOLD!


2 posted on 03/01/2024 12:41:33 PM PST by mykroar ("It's Not the Nature of the Evidence; It's the Seriousness of the Charge." - El Rushbo)
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To: Twotone

All meaning taken out of context to prove a point.


3 posted on 03/01/2024 12:41:54 PM PST by SkyDancer (~A Bizjet Is Nothing But An Executive Mailing Tube ~)
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To: Twotone

LOL! The Bee outdoes itself.


4 posted on 03/01/2024 12:41:56 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Twotone

It’s the BEE...


5 posted on 03/01/2024 12:41:59 PM PST by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: Twotone

“Two Corinthians”

I remember Trump actually said it that way on the campaign trail......not a good look. SMH


6 posted on 03/01/2024 12:42:28 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: SkyDancer

It’s supposed to be humor...


7 posted on 03/01/2024 12:42:52 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: V_TWIN

If you listen to Bible discussion podcasts, folks from other parts of the world say it like “Two Corinthians”.


8 posted on 03/01/2024 12:43:57 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Twotone

bookmark


9 posted on 03/01/2024 12:44:07 PM PST by GOP Poet (Super cool you can change your tag line EVERYTIME you post!! :D. (Small things make me happy))
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To: V_TWIN

I heard Trump say it in person.

I’ve heard it in church many times.


10 posted on 03/01/2024 12:45:55 PM PST by OwenKellogg (...if my people, who are called by my name...)
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To: Tell It Right

Maybe so, but last time I checked, Trump ain’t from other parts of the world. Lol!


11 posted on 03/01/2024 12:46:14 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

In what context did he say it?


12 posted on 03/01/2024 12:46:42 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: mykroar

He thinks anything that dissolves in milk is funny.


13 posted on 03/01/2024 12:46:56 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Twotone

12. Bernie Sanders — Matthew 22:21 — give to Caesar what is Caesar’s.


14 posted on 03/01/2024 12:47:00 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Twotone

Good job, Bee!


15 posted on 03/01/2024 12:47:33 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: Twotone

😆😆😆


17 posted on 03/01/2024 12:49:53 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: V_TWIN

Ignore my post 12; I mistook your comment.


18 posted on 03/01/2024 12:50:37 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

During a speech at Liberty University.

In case your not familiar with Liberty, it’s a private Christian school.


19 posted on 03/01/2024 12:51:16 PM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: epluribus_2

Moderator please delete

(On second thought)


20 posted on 03/01/2024 12:51:48 PM PST by epluribus_2
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