Posted on 02/08/2024 8:37:00 AM PST by dayglored
PALM BEACH. FL — In a surprise move, former President Donald Trump endorsed Bud Light as the "Official Beer Of MAGA" and announced trans icon Dylan Mulvany as his running mate in the 2024 election.
"Dylan Mulvaney is the greatest woman, the most fantastic woman, anyone who doesn't think so is a total RINO," said Trump at the announcement. "When you think of making America great, you think of baseball, Donald Trump, drinking Bud Light, and Dylan Mulvaney. We're going to take America back, believe me."
The controversial pick was met with immediate applause from the crowd at Trump's rally, who praised Bud Light's incredible taste and the radiant femininity of Dylan Mulvaney.
"Woo! I love Bud Light and trans women!! MAGA forever!" shouted Trump supporter Dale Miller. "No one knows how to bring back the soul of America like Trump. Hey Dylan! Hold my legs up so I can do a Bud Light keg stand!"
As of publishing time, Dylan Mulvany had graciously accepted Trump's invitation to join him on the GOP ticket and was working to unite Trump's base around the former president's new campaign slogan "Make America Gay Again".
No.
They haven't.
They still exist ...
LOL, I knew something was coming.
The backlash against Bud Light’s embrace of Dylan Mulvaney was not inspired by Trump and didn’t happen because of him. It’s not up to Trump to say it shouldn’t be happening or that it should end.
‘all of the REAL FACTS correct’ -
Here’s a real fact - Trump pushing the idea AB should be given a break for their deliberate attack on science and culture. With no apology - that is true Trump style.
Let me correct the REAL FACTS of this story - Trump sees reconciliation with all enemies of the culture without assurances they will cease and desist all efforts. (In other words, destroying their ability to corrupt.)
Who’s left to make a deal with if we do that?, Trump was overheard complaining to Hillary Clinton on the phone.
As NorthMountain pointed out, this BB satire was written specifically in response to Trump's remarks regarding A-B and BudLight. The Bee merely took it to the next level, but the grain of truth was quite evident. For example:
Donald Trump Says Anheuser-Busch Deserves 'Second Chance' (FreeRepublic thread)
I bet Trump does not drink Bud Light and neither does Biden.
When the Bud Light people apologize for pushing sexual kinks then and only then will I be ready to ‘move on’.
And I don’t mean trans sexual kinks I MEAN ANY AND ALL SEXUAL KINKS.
All of ‘em - ours and theirs. Sell the damn beer. Period.
And they can tell their sexual weirdo Ad Agency that we’re sorry they couldn’t resurrect John Wayne and Ronald Reagan to try to pull the wool over our eyes... ‘cause they’ve come up with every other macho stereotype... and we’re NOT buying that crap.
Apologize. And do it sooner rather than later.
Good bet, that. PDJT is a well-documented teetotaler.
My guess is their Ad Agency is run by sexual weirdos who are telling Busch they don't need to apologize - that new ads will be filled with MACHO stereotypes and the sheep will fall for it. Well, the sheep ain't falling for it.
So was Hitler.....See! Trump is Hitler!
He looks like he belongs in saturday night live ,LOL
Yep, I figured somebody would go there, LOL.
But Trump isn't a vegetarian. So he's Stealth Burger Hitler...
So, shame on me...funny is funny.
And they're probably the demographic least likely to have heard of the whole tranny fiasco.
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