Posted on 01/12/2024 8:14:59 AM PST by dayglored
SCARSDALE, NY — As thousands of illegal migrants continue to arrive in New York, a local white liberal resident was seen quietly removing his "All Are Welcome Here" sign from his front yard.
The man, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid being canceled by friends and neighbors in his gated community, removed the sign shortly after seeing yet another bus full of foreign nationals arrive down the street.
"I want them to feel welcome here…but not, like, HERE here," he said as he tossed the sign away and out of view. "I believe very strongly that these people should be welcomed into this country with open arms and no questions asked, but there's a lot more of them than I expected. And they're…you know…right here close to where I live. That makes it different. Isn't there a red state where they could go live?"
New York's leaders continue to scramble for solutions as the city bursts at its seams with more and more migrants arriving daily. "We're running out of hotels and high schools to house these people," said Mayor Eric Adams. "It's time for the liberals of this city to put their money where their mouths are and open their homes. With their spacious houses and personal chefs, it's an ideal situation to take in some refugees."
The man was unconvinced. "Let's not jump to extremes," the flustered resident said. "When I put up that ‘All Are Welcome Here' sign, I meant, like, ‘here' in the general, American sense. Someplace like Texas or something."
At publishing time, the man and his wealthy liberal friends were petitioning Mayor Adams to renovate the Statue of Liberty to hold up a "DO NOT ENTER" sign instead of a torch.
It's not just satire, it's a SPOILER ALERT!
until the last white lib gets mugged by an inner city black, we shall not be free.
As a New Yorker (Upstate variety) I can tell you that this is ALREADY HAPPENING.
Spot on.
It’s based on truth. Black neighbourhoods exist because white liberals regulated them into those neighbourhoods to contain them.
“I believe very strongly that these people should be welcomed into this country with open arms...”
...as long as someone else is doing it.
FU
This is satire, of course. 🐝
But we should occasionally remind our liberal friends of a real incident. Back in September of 2022 the wealthy and very liberal residents of Martha’s Vineyard received a group of 50 illegals.
What did those wealthy and very liberal folks do? They called the governor, and had the illegals removed.
Then there’s welfare.
It’s a start, but he has one more sign that needs to go. But wait ‘till he finds out that his masters are planning to require homeowners to house illegal aliens (aka migrants) in their own homes. They are already planning that in Taxachusetts. The People’s Democratic Republic of New York is sure to follow.
The Bee scores again.
The Scarsdale diet — the one where you murder your doctor and live on bread and water the rest of your life — Joan Rivers.
A typical liberal user of other people. Eithin the article:
“Isn’t there a red state where they could go live?”
He fails to consider his state declared all were welcome. It was his politicians he helped getting elected that made that decision for him. He lives in a state that is liberal controlled and does this type of action for the harvesting of votes. He chose unwisely. So he wants to pass the buck to people that didn’t want this type of thing? He’s no better than the people that are screaming from their capital buildings at Texas when NY asked for this in an effort to lie to the citizens. And the citizen is just an extension of the same.
wy69
That house has no rain gutters
> That house has no rain gutters
By Jove, you’re right! Good eyes! Wonder what that says about where that house is located?
LOL - that’s not all it doesn’t have...
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Or maybe they should be welcomed into some other.........country that is already like this country will turn out to be if they keep welcoming them here.
I like that sign a LOT! Gonna have to make one, unless someone is brave enough to actually sell one onine....
I thought the Babylon Bee was a humor site?
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