[dayglored]

It's The Bee!

It's not just satire, it's a SPOILER ALERT!

[dayglored]

As a New Yorker (Upstate variety) I can tell you that this is ALREADY HAPPENING.

[dayglored]

> "I want them to feel welcome here…but not, like, HERE here," he said as he tossed the sign away and out of view.

Spot on.

[Jonty30]

It’s based on truth. Black neighbourhoods exist because white liberals regulated them into those neighbourhoods to contain them.

[Bonemaker]

“I believe very strongly that these people should be welcomed into this country with open arms...”

...as long as someone else is doing it.

FU

[Leaning Right]

This is satire, of course. 🐝

But we should occasionally remind our liberal friends of a real incident. Back in September of 2022 the wealthy and very liberal residents of Martha’s Vineyard received a group of 50 illegals.

What did those wealthy and very liberal folks do? They called the governor, and had the illegals removed.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/conservatives-blast-marthas-vineyard-leftist-hypocrisy-deporting-illegal-immigrants-island

[Fresh Wind]

It’s a start, but he has one more sign that needs to go. But wait ‘till he finds out that his masters are planning to require homeowners to house illegal aliens (aka migrants) in their own homes. They are already planning that in Taxachusetts. The People’s Democratic Republic of New York is sure to follow.

[broken_clock]

[GOPJ]

The man, who asked to remain anonymous to avoid being canceled by friends and neighbors in his gated community, removed the sign shortly after seeing yet another bus full of foreign nationals arrive down the street.

"I want them to feel welcome here…but not, like, HERE here," he said as he tossed the sign away and out of view. "I believe very strongly that these people should be welcomed into this country with open arms and no questions asked, but there's a lot more of them than I expected.

The Bee scores again.

[scrabblehack]

The Scarsdale diet — the one where you murder your doctor and live on bread and water the rest of your life — Joan Rivers.

[enumerated]

That house has no rain gutters

[Albion Wilde]

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[shoff]

I thought the Babylon Bee was a humor site?