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Tragic: Hamas Loses Two Leaders In One Day
The Bee ^
| January 2, 2024
| Staff
Posted on 01/02/2024 7:08:52 PM PST by Navy Patriot
Hamas is reeling after losing two of their most cherished leaders on the same day: military commander Saleh al-Arouri, and Harvard President Claudine Gay.
"This is a devastating loss for our organization and the world," said Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh while throwing a dart at a dartboard with a picture of a Jew on it. "Al-Arouri helped mastermind our glorious murder/rape party of October 7th, 2023. Claudine Gay presided over the preaching of our message Jew-hatred in America's Ivy League. This is an incalculable loss."
Ismail Haniyeh then went back to his game of darts while sitting in a jacuzzi and having his shoulders massaged by a high-priced escort from Dubai.
Eyewitnesses confirmed that al-Arouri was blown up by a rocket while innocently meeting with other innocent Hamas officials planning totally innocent and harmless military operations in the West Bank. Sources also verified that Claudine Gay was forced to step down. Both attacks are being blamed on the Jews.
At publishing time, Hamas had put two 'help wanted" ads in the New York Times to help them fill both positions.
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TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; beirut; claudinegay; harvard; humor; ismailhaniyeh; lebanon; massachusetts; sacramentobee; salehalarouri; satire; whichbee
Maybe this is Karma.
To: Navy Patriot
Nothing tops the Bee for real accuracy.
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:10:27 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
To: Navy Patriot
They’re just reaping what they sowed.
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:10:50 PM PST
by
No name given
(Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: Navy Patriot
Brutal.
The Hammie wench gets it.
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:22:44 PM PST
by
kiryandil
(Free Rocco!!)
To: Navy Patriot
From the River to the sea
Let the world be Hamas free!
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:23:54 PM PST
by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
To: Navy Patriot
From the River to the sea
Let the world be Hamas free!
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:23:55 PM PST
by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
[Babylon Bee] Hamas is reeling after losing two of their most cherished leaders on the same day: military commander Saleh al-Arouri, and Harvard President Claudine Gay.
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:31:26 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: Liz
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:40:40 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Makeup&surgery doesn't make a man a woman anymore than wearing gorilla costumes turns men into apes.)
To: SunkenCiv
Hamas is reeling after losing two of their most cherished leaders on the same day: military commander Saleh al-Arouri, and Harvard President Claudine Gay.ping a ling
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posted on
01/02/2024 7:42:10 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Makeup&surgery doesn't make a man a woman anymore than wearing gorilla costumes turns men into apes.)
To: Navy Patriot
To: SunkenCiv
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posted on
01/02/2024 10:31:09 PM PST
by
Eleutheria5
(Every Goliath has his David. Child in need of a CGM system. https://gofund.me/6452dbf1. )
To: Navy Patriot
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today.
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posted on
01/02/2024 10:50:56 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: Oscar in Batangas
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posted on
01/02/2024 10:51:27 PM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: Oscar in Batangas
From the River to the sea Let the world be Hamas free! From the Charles River to the Atlantic Ocean, Harvard is at last free of the aptly named Miss Gay.
Only about 4,000 Left-wing Hamas-worshippers to go. . .
To: SamuraiScot
But, she’s still there along with her ~$900,000 per annum salary!
(I should have become a plagiarist instead of an engineer)
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posted on
01/03/2024 3:16:18 PM PST
by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
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