Posted on 07/17/2023 5:23:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
For those out there unaware, when you’re being booked into jail the hidden bullet behind your testicles counts as contraband. So when you’re asked if you have any “drugs or contraband” the answer to that question is “yes, I have a bullet hidden behind my testicles.”
Otherwise when the strip search reveals your hidden testicle bullet you’re going to get another charge placed on top of whatever it is you’ve been taken to jail for. Unfortunately, Michael Keanu Brennen learned this lesson the hard way.
The 24-year-old was hit with a felony for possession of contraband in a county facility. His strip search by staff at the Pinellas County Jail in Florida earlier this week revealed that he had a live .22 caliber round of ammunition “positioned underneath” his testicles.
This added charge comes after he had his vacation near the Gulf of Mexico cut short by law enforcement. According to police, Brennen had “utilized stolen information on a credit card” in order to secure a 17-night stay at a vacation home at Indian Rocks Beach.
You might be wondering what the cost of the alleged stolen vacation was. A reasonable $3,000.
While arresting Brennen police found a number of “drivers licenses, checks, social security cards, credit cards and debit cards in all different names.”
Reports indicate that he admitted to buying an ID on the internet and using that stolen ID to secure his rather lengthy vacation. If only he had done the same prior to the jailhouse strip search he wouldn’t have that extra charge.
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>>he had a live .22 caliber round of ammunition “positioned underneath” his testicles
Some people take the term “ball ammo” too literally.
What was he going to shoot it with?
22 Magnum!😎
Seems like this ought to get some sort of ping.
Good thing it wasn’t a .45>
A new way of putting lead in your pencil.
You’ve got to admit that this guy had the balls to do this.
I think he somehow confused “breech loader” with “breeches loader.”
Best I can do at this hour.
This is just another demonstration why I didn’t take that county sheriff job: All new recruits start at the jail.
Guess what job the newbies get.
Go ahead: Guess.
Well at least he isn’t shooting blanks.
Mangled genitals ping?
If that was a 50cal, that would take some big Cajones.
Rim Fire!?!
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I mean ‘Rim Shot’
Ba Dum
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