Posted on 05/25/2023 9:24:52 AM PDT by servo1969
U.S. — In a stunning turn of events, Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator responsible for World War II and the Holocaust, has announced his bid for the US presidency in the upcoming 2024 election.
Hitler, well known for his oppressive regime and genocidal policies that killed millions of Jews, has chosen America as the stage for his political comeback. In a bizarre press conference held on Twitter Spaces where he was interviewed by Elon Musk, Hitler unveiled his new presidential campaign slogan: "Make America Nazi Again."
Hitler explained that his platform is simple authoritarianism, xenophobia, and an extreme disregard for human rights. His proposed policies include suppressing free speech, implementing mass surveillance, and establishing concentration camps for political opponents.
"I'll tell you what, I've about had it with this woke agenda," he said in the announcement, in classic Hitler-like fashion.
Political analysts have been left dumbfounded, struggling to comprehend how literally Hitler was back and in the flesh running for office in America. Despite the confusion and lack of support, the Hitler campaign vowed to press on, stopping at nothing to restore the Third Reich.
At publishing time, Adolf Hitler closed his announcement speech by promising that as President the first things he'd do are: exterminate all undesirables, grow an iconic mustache, and invade Disney.
MANA!
And I heard biden say he’s beat out hitler for president once and he’ll do it again! 😂
He’s not technically a Natural Born Citizen, but I don’t think that will hold back his campaign.
If he had a “D” after his name, he’d be elected senator from California
Biden is Hitler without the brains, good looks or personality of Hitler.
Both demonic IMO.
It’s a good thing he’s dead and gone, because personally I’d like to give crazy Adolf Hitler a one way free helicopter ride, if you get my drift.
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Related Video, spoof of DeSantis announcement, from the Trump Family...
https://twitter.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1661491175281311745
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~Easy
Technically (legally, too), the state of Bavaria had a law that said if you were deputized as a Munich/Bavarian policeman...even for one single day...you were eligible to be recognized as a full-up citizen.
Being a undercover guy for the state secret police, Hitler met the requirement.
He would have the support of the FBI.
Don’t be stupid be a smarty, come and join the Democratic Party.
“He’s not technically a Natural Born Citizen...”
But, he’s got a PDF that very clearly states he is a “Naturlischegeborenstaatsbürger” right there!
All Hitler would have to say is “We are socialists”, and Democrats would vote for him. He’d be more popular than Jesus to them.
This BB story of a confused but ever-evil Hitler returning from the dead to run for president gave me a nightmare (although I was awake). What if an evil group created an AI person modeled after a criminal like Hitler. Something like that might attract lunatic followers.
I don’t see how we expand socialism even more nationally in 2024, but invade Disney? After seeing the last Star Wars sequel and clips from the new Indiana Jones movie, where do I sign up?!
Weak. Xenophobia, go after woke, invade disney? So basically the Bee thinks conservatives are the nazis.
The blew this one. Especially when there are so many direct parallels to the democrats. Vegans, homosexuals, police state, FBI as Gestapo, politicizing the military, a passionate hatred of Israel and Russia, extolling science uber all, only atheist or pagan religion, eugenics, abortion, euthanasia, non-smoking, dope use.... you name it, democrats are nazis.
Running as a democrat no doubt
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