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Fox News Eyeing Tucker Carlson Replacement (Safe and Effective Satire)
4/24/23
| RetiredTexasVet
Posted on 04/24/2023 2:42:05 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
After the firing of Tucker Carlson, Fox News is scrambling to find a replacement for the popular and ratings king of the evening news. It was decided to initially draft other Fox new personalities to fill the role; however Barf, the children's fire safety dog has refused.
Alissa Heinerscheid, the newly hired marketing director, has come to the rescue. She proposes to have the popular and nationwide known Dylan Mulvaney take over the slot. Mulvaney has vast experience in telling stories and will make Fox into the new CNN.
It has been reported that Rupert Murdock has approved this appointment and is pleased that Fox News is out front and on the cutting edge of making the Main Stream News what it is now.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: neoconsvotedbiden; sarcasm; satire; scorn
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To: RetiredTexasVet
I hear Don Lemon is available.
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posted on
04/24/2023 2:43:02 PM PDT
by
amnestynone
(We are asked by people who do not tolerate us to tolerate the intolerable in the name of tolerance.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
Going along with the transgender theme, they might just tap Caitlyn Jenner.
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posted on
04/24/2023 2:43:36 PM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: amnestynone
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posted on
04/24/2023 2:47:38 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: RetiredTexasVet
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posted on
04/24/2023 2:55:44 PM PDT
by
laplata
(They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
To: RetiredTexasVet
They definitely could emulate Buttriser.
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posted on
04/24/2023 2:58:53 PM PDT
by
euram
(allALL)
To: All
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posted on
04/24/2023 2:59:35 PM PDT
by
AnthonySoprano
(Statute of Limitations is going to elapse on Hunter Biden )
To: amnestynone
Susan Rice is available too. “Lemon and Rice, and nothing nice.”
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:03:23 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I say they go EQUITY and that would put Juan Williams in the
To: All
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:05:58 PM PDT
by
AnthonySoprano
(Statute of Limitations is going to elapse on Hunter Biden )
To: AnthonySoprano
I think I saw an article here where Faulkner read the announcement of Carlson's leaving Fox News and added that it was "mutual."
I highly doubt it.
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:08:05 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
To: RetiredTexasVet
There is getting to be quite a conservative cadre on the sidelines. Almost enough for their own network?
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:13:53 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: RetiredTexasVet
The replacement "Tucker" has already been announced...
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:14:15 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: amnestynone
I hear Don Lemon is available.Shemp Smith too.
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:14:30 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
To: mass55th
Yeah, so mutual they just told him this morning!
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:27:48 PM PDT
by
Guenevere
(“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
To: RetiredTexasVet
I’m thinking it will be Pete Hegseth. He’s had a lot of airtime lately and I was wondering why just a few weeks ago.
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:31:59 PM PDT
by
peggybac
(My will is what I wanted. God's will is what I got.)
To: amnestynone
I hear Don Lemon is available. Dan Rather and Brian Williams are desperate to make it back to the big time!
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:32:49 PM PDT
by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives: Ban Gun Free Zones)
To: RetiredTexasVet
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:35:09 PM PDT
by
bray
(Dr Fauxi killed millions)
To: AnthonySoprano
Ugh... that’s bizarre. I see Harris Faulkner often on Fox News. From what I’ve seen, she is a solid conservative. And she makes fun of Biden all the time. Is that a real headline?
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:36:44 PM PDT
by
nutmeg
To: RetiredTexasVet
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posted on
04/24/2023 3:41:02 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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