Except he looks like this:
Posted on 04/24/2023 2:42:05 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
After the firing of Tucker Carlson, Fox News is scrambling to find a replacement for the popular and ratings king of the evening news. It was decided to initially draft other Fox new personalities to fill the role; however Barf, the children's fire safety dog has refused.
Alissa Heinerscheid, the newly hired marketing director, has come to the rescue. She proposes to have the popular and nationwide known Dylan Mulvaney take over the slot. Mulvaney has vast experience in telling stories and will make Fox into the new CNN.
It has been reported that Rupert Murdock has approved this appointment and is pleased that Fox News is out front and on the cutting edge of making the Main Stream News what it is now.
On FBN today talk of she may make a run for the WH wonder if big Mike has new plans too?.
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Absolute Real Headline!
And I’m offended, however, you aren’t the first to say that. She was a big Biden fan in his first 90 days.
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Faulkner is in NO WAY a “fan” of Xi-den?
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Should be an exclamation point after that post, not a question mark.
Tucker Carlson might have tried to be somewhat of a right-wing firebrand but his personna was someone who was a smooth talking moderate with some right-wing views.
For them to get rid of Tucker means the replacement will be a neutered male or a leftist female.
Don’t laugh about Don Lemon replacing Tucker at Fox. He is a perfect match for the now on life support Fox News. Imagine Tucker going to CNN. If CNN wants a chance to become profitable and regain some credibility hiring Tucker and giving him free reign (within reason but more freedom than Faux News gave him). CNN would immediately retake the number 1 prime time with Tucker.
If you own stock in Faux News you better sell quick! Its heading for the toilet.
Babylon Bee needs to announce that Tucker just signed a 5 year contract with CNN as Lemon’s replacement. Heads would explode!
A neocon. Bye bye, Fox!
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She’s an Actor like so many at Fox
https://www.alternet.org/2021/04/harris-faulkner-praises-biden
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Maybe Valerie Jarrett can join them, and they can have a ménage à trois.
It would be funny if other Democrats besides RFK, Jr. and Marianne Williamson came forward now that the DNC said they won't be having primary debates.
I almost missed that one.
LOL
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Fox News has been on my poop list for a very long time. The first time I turned them off was back in 2000 when they called Florida for Gore before the polls had closed in The Panhandle. I held off turning them off until the Supreme Court decision came down. I turned them back on after 9/11. I continued to watch through our sending troops to Afghanistan, and then Iraq. I retired in 2003, and my viewing gradually diminished, but it was after Obama got elected in 2008, that I turned them off for good. I couldn't stand seeing his ugly puss, or hearing his arrogant voice. I don't watch any news programming, on any format. This is where I've gotten my news for the past 26 years.
The Deep State is purging the right and the left from state-run media so they can pretend anything outside their “middle” is violent rhetoric and so they can be banned by the government.
My vote for new Fox line up
Waters World replaced by Keith Olbermann
Tucker replaced by Chris Como and Don Lemon
Laura replace by Morning Joe and Mika
Gutfeld replaced by The View
Any one else remotely conservative replaced by the non partisan MSM hosts like Joy Reid.
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