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Anheuser Busch Fires Its Entire Marketing Department After “Worst Mistake In Bud Light History” (Satire)
THE DUNNING-KRUGER TIMES ^ | 04/05/2023 | Flagg Eagleton

Posted on 04/14/2023 6:01:28 PM PDT by Silentgypsy

Bud Light sales are down more than 80 percent this morning after Kid Rock let it be known that he really dislikes their use of a trans person in marketing campaigns. In response, Augustus Anheuser III personally fired the entire marketing department at the company.

“We have a very particular retail customer base,” said Anheuser, “they don’t like wokeness. They don’t agree that they should have to accept immoral people and their lifestyles.”

Former marketing director Joe Barron says he doesn’t regret the decision. “Every company does a pride thing. These idiots are all jumping to Coors when Coors started it. They’ve been advocating for LGBTQ rights for decades.”

That doesn’t matter, according to the vibe across the internet. If you’re a real American who loves guns and God and thinks Kid Rock is cool even though he writes sh***y music, you’re probably in the process of switching beers. Michelob light is a great alternative, as is Natural Light.

(Excerpt) Read more at dunning-kruger-times.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Society
KEYWORDS: anheuserbusch; boycottbud; bs; budlight; dylanmulvaney; fakenews; firing; gowokegobroke; humor; marketingdept; marketingstaff; satire; trans; transbs; transgender
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To: irishjuggler
FAKE. Michelob light IS made by AB Bev, and is hardly different from their Tranny product..

21 posted on 04/14/2023 6:23:46 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: irishjuggler

“ Doubt that the real Anheuser Busch would disavow wokeness like this.”

Agreed. He would never use those words so directly and accurately about immoral libtards

Fake News


22 posted on 04/14/2023 6:23:51 PM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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To: Silentgypsy

No, it’s an obvious satire site. I mean look at the bottom of the page:

“Copyright 2023 — Paid Liberal Trolls of America.”


23 posted on 04/14/2023 6:26:40 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

Yep. Not believing it.

I want to see that liberal B in the soup kitchen line.

She is a POS,


24 posted on 04/14/2023 6:29:29 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Silentgypsy

It’s satire. The Busches don’t own the company anymore, and the Anheusers are long gone. Eberhard Anheuser’s daughter married Adolphus Busch (and her sister married his brother) in the 19th century, and I don’t think the Anheusers have been heard from since. In 2008, August Adolphus Busch IV had the company bought out from under him by InBev.


25 posted on 04/14/2023 6:30:24 PM PDT by x
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To: CatOwner

Not sarcasm. A poor attempt at satire. Very, very poor.


26 posted on 04/14/2023 6:31:25 PM PDT by LanaTurnerOverdrive (Not your guinea pig dot com)
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To: CatOwner

Very poor attempt. Really lame.


27 posted on 04/14/2023 6:34:16 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (I don’t like to think before I say something...I want to be just as surprised as everyone els)
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To: Silentgypsy

I thought the ad was appropriate. Lite beer for lite men.


28 posted on 04/14/2023 6:41:11 PM PDT by Jonty30 (How is grinning and bearing something a bad thing? They are grinning.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Just searched on this. Sadly, it didn’t happen.


29 posted on 04/14/2023 6:47:31 PM PDT by simpson96
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To: Silentgypsy; moder_ator

Have the moderator put “Parody” in the title


30 posted on 04/14/2023 6:48:29 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Not my fault, yer Honor. I went to the Alec Baldwin School of Firearms Handling. )
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To: dfwgator

Perhaps this Country has been taken by Muslims.
Guys Are really gonna be ticked off Now!


31 posted on 04/14/2023 6:51:53 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (The Truman Show)
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To: CatOwner

I would say that their screw-up is worse than Coke changing their recipe mixture back in the 80s.


32 posted on 04/14/2023 7:11:01 PM PDT by JJBookman (Democrats = Party of weaponized gov.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Dunning-Kruger effect is when someone of low ability in one skill area overestimates their skill in that area.
E.G.....”I played defensive tackle at 5’10” 200 lbs. in high school...and I am sure I can do it successfully in professional football leagues.”


33 posted on 04/14/2023 7:51:37 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: Getready
Dunning-Kruger effect is when someone of low ability in one skill area overestimates their skill in that area.

I thought that sounded familiar. :D

34 posted on 04/14/2023 7:56:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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To: eyedigress

To be fair, the article could have been written by a sneaky AB exec trying to compensate for falling sales in one sector by boosting them in another.


35 posted on 04/14/2023 7:59:09 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Well, at least it’s still not the level of Coca-Cola mistake.


36 posted on 04/14/2023 8:05:21 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMV.)
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To: Silentgypsy

That may be.

The damage they cause to the brand is something I know.

When somebody settles on a beer, they stick with it.

It does not matter what it is.

Queer dude done killed Bud Light.


37 posted on 04/14/2023 8:07:07 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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To: Tea Party Terrorist

Well they have lost $5 Billion

That could be considered a form of “suffering”...


38 posted on 04/15/2023 12:15:15 AM PDT by Syncro (Truth and Facts)
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To: Silentgypsy

A crappy attempt at satire, the “Dunning Kruger” label is a pretty clear tip-off.


39 posted on 04/15/2023 4:07:53 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: Silentgypsy

Michelob and Natural Light are owned by AB’s parent company. Lol


40 posted on 04/15/2023 6:26:54 AM PDT by Grey182 (Trump won, Benedict XVII never resigned & Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.)
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