Posted on 04/05/2023 4:22:50 PM PDT by McGruff
ST. LOUIS, MO — Beer scientists at Budweiser headquarters are reportedly hard at work researching how many cans of Bud Light it would take for Dylan Mulvaney to pass as a woman.
According to sources, Mulvaney, who recently became a spokesman for the alcoholic beverage, was personally recruited by CEO Phillip Bud while he was inebriated — now human resources need to know how this could have happened.
One. No. Two. No, Dr. Pedro Morganstein noted in the test log. Three? Ugh, no.
Dr. Morganstein reportedly passed out twenty beers later, still believing Dylan Mulvaney was a man. However, he did note that his female colleagues were at least three points more attractive.
Alcoholic intake studies are nothing new for the Budweiser corporation, but experiments typically measure the rate of cognitive decline. Determining how many drinks it takes for a man to look like a woman is new territory for the team
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Yep. KJV only readers too.
mich ultra,
yep, soy boi
HA HA HA HA ROFLMAO! That is funny.
I have been drunk but never that drunk. My few functioning brain cells told me, “That is a dude and Budweiser beer sucks.” It has always sucked as I am an IPA forever man. My local brewer makes IPA’s of most excellence. They also serve brews of other brewers in their establishment. They do not serve one beer of a national chain. They are very successful.
Didn’t John McCain own a Budweiser distribution company?
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