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Biden Administration Mandates Dim Bulbs (Safe and Effective Satire)
4/2/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 04/02/2023 2:49:50 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Biden Administration is going to pass mandates for dim bulbs in all American households (aka LED lights). The Administration has currently filled all it's cabinet secretary and director positions with dim bulbs which are not technically LED bulbs but are of similar low output.

Failed former Mich Governor Jennifer Granholm thought up this nonsense all on her own. Receiving no press or adulations from the American people Jenny came up with this plan to ruin the eyesight of the American people with this LED mandate. Jenny has mandated that by July 2023, light manufacturers will have to quit manufacturing all other types of light bulbs and manufacture and sell only LED bulbs. Although they will cost 10 times more than previous light bulbs, the 10% for the Big Guy will be included in the price.

In other unrelated news, Senator Fetterman's home has been raided by the FBI, under red flag laws, to seize his firearms. As a mental patient he is prohibited from possessing firearms based upon a complaint by his wife and neighbors.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 04/02/2023 2:49:50 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“Biden Administration Mandates Dim Bulbs (Safe and Effective Satire)”

Biden Administration is full of Dim Bulbs

There fixed it


2 posted on 04/02/2023 2:51:06 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: antidemoncrat

Ordering dim bulbs from Red China fills the coffers of Granholm and The Peoples Liberation Army. (PLA).


3 posted on 04/02/2023 2:54:44 PM PDT by Does so ( 🇺🇦...................."Who is Ray Epps?" should be overstamped on every piece of currency.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Dim bulbs

The WH is full of them ....


4 posted on 04/02/2023 2:55:35 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: antidemoncrat
Biden Administration is full of Dim Bulbs

LOL, love it!

5 posted on 04/02/2023 2:55:50 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I love that “Safe & Effective!”
Sounds like something Steve Martin would have said in a skit.


6 posted on 04/02/2023 2:56:11 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Today’s 4/2.


7 posted on 04/02/2023 2:56:54 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

IIRC, some one made 59 watt bulbs when the push came to get rid of 60 watt ones. DOH!


8 posted on 04/02/2023 2:57:10 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“but are of similar low output.”

LED bulbs are not low output.


9 posted on 04/02/2023 3:23:57 PM PDT by TexasGator
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Well his administration sure has them.


10 posted on 04/02/2023 3:45:13 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Hold on tight to your dream)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Can’t get any dimmer than the Biden Admin


11 posted on 04/02/2023 4:05:46 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This is completely consistent with the Biden administration wanting to keep Americans in the dark.


12 posted on 04/02/2023 5:30:09 PM PDT by Gnome1949
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To: RetiredTexasVet

LED bulbs are great for the most part. They’ve got the warm colors nailed now. Great range of colors and temperatures. Shouldn’t be mandated though. They are the best choice for most now. So superior to that garbage CFL crap. Great dimmable range too.


13 posted on 04/02/2023 5:52:04 PM PDT by Codeflier (My voting days are over. Let it burn...give the people what they want good and hard.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’ve been using LED bulbs for about 15 years now. I would never go back to incandescent bulbs. Same with my vehicles. All of them have LED headlights and tail/brake lights. I would never buy another vehicle with halogen headlights.


14 posted on 04/02/2023 7:08:13 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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Well, if your LED headlights actually have proper beam patterns properly aimed (most new cars do, but only 2-3% of aftermarket LED headlights qualify), and are not over a 3500k color temperature, and are not over 20% brighter than a fresh std. halogen headlight bulb, then I won’t cuss at you when approaching from the other direction at night.

(This assumes you didn’t leave your high beams on, which is always good for a word or two.)

At home I’ve mostly switched to LED’s, but reliability of many brands has been disappointing. Generally GE, Philips, Osram, and Cree have been good, for me.


15 posted on 04/02/2023 7:33:22 PM PDT by Paul R. (You know your pullets are dumb if they don't recognize a half Whopper as food!)
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To: Paul R.
Well, if your LED headlights actually have proper beam patterns properly aimed (most new cars do, but only 2-3% of aftermarket LED headlights qualify), and are not over a 3500k color temperature, and are not over 20% brighter than a fresh std. halogen headlight bulb, then I won’t cuss at you when approaching from the other direction at night.

All my vehicles have factory LED headlights. And except for my truck, they have auto-dimming high beams.

16 posted on 04/02/2023 7:38:25 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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