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New Mexico Game and Fish seeks 'professional bear huggers'
UPI ^ | MARCH 17, 2023 / 1:26 PM | By Jonna Lorenz

Posted on 03/17/2023 1:04:41 PM PDT by Red Badger

March 17 (UPI) -- The New Mexico Department of Game and Fish is seeking to hire "professional bear huggers."

"Must have ability to hike in strenuous conditions, have the courage to crawl into a bear den, and have the trust in your coworkers to keep you safe during the process," the department wrote in a lighthearted Facebook post announcing the application deadline for the next class of conservation officers.

The post includes photos of officers holding bear cubs as part of a research project in Northern New Mexico, offering applicants a chance to have "the experience of a lifetime," while pointing out "not all law enforcement field work is this glamorous."

The post warns against crawling into bear dens or feeding bears, adding, "If you do, our officers will have to have a chat with you."

The department is taking applications for conservation officer trainees online through March 30.


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1 posted on 03/17/2023 1:04:41 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Insurance is very good, I expect.


2 posted on 03/17/2023 1:06:41 PM PDT by Kenny500c ( )
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“courage to crawl into a bear den”

Didn’t workout so well for Timothy Treadwell......he truly became one with the bears when one of ‘em he loved and protected ate him.

They’re classified as WILD animals for a reason.


3 posted on 03/17/2023 1:13:43 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Red Badger

Oh HELL no!


4 posted on 03/17/2023 1:15:37 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (Representatives are supposed to represent their constituents, that is their job. )
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To: V_TWIN

...And his wife....................


5 posted on 03/17/2023 1:17:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: BlackAdderess

But the pay is probably good!....................


6 posted on 03/17/2023 1:18:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

I hope that doesn’t mean grizzlies.


7 posted on 03/17/2023 1:18:50 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as.)
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To: Red Badger

Is this just a creative way of advertising for new Rangers?
I would think that any touching or hugging of bear cubs would be discouraged. Wouldn’t a Mama Bear reject a cub that smelled like a Human Being had been hold it?


8 posted on 03/17/2023 1:19:40 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Kenny500c

Comes with complementary BURIAL INSURANCE.................


9 posted on 03/17/2023 1:19:46 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: V_TWIN

Actually Timmy didn’t go into a bears den. He and his girlfriend were in a tent.


10 posted on 03/17/2023 1:20:45 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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Or the normally peaceful polar bears.


11 posted on 03/17/2023 1:21:34 PM PDT by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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To: Red Badger

Not THAT good!


12 posted on 03/17/2023 1:22:04 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (Representatives are supposed to represent their constituents, that is their job. )
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13 posted on 03/17/2023 1:23:21 PM PDT by Dutch Boy (The only thing worse than having something taken from you is to have it returned broken. )
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14 posted on 03/17/2023 1:35:40 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Red Badger

Save me, Yogi!

Mr. Ranger, quit sniffing Boo Boo and put him down before I open you up like a pick-a-nick basket.


15 posted on 03/17/2023 1:44:57 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gain of Pfunction. Gain of Pfunding. Gain of Pfizer. Now in control of Project Pferitas.)
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To: No name given

You can recognize black bear scat because it contains berry seeds and bits of squirrel fur, while grizzly scat has bits of ranger hats and badges in it.


16 posted on 03/17/2023 1:47:40 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gain of Pfunction. Gain of Pfunding. Gain of Pfizer. Now in control of Project Pferitas.)
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To: Red Badger
awww…he’s holding a cute chocolate lab puppy.


17 posted on 03/17/2023 2:02:33 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (The government's lying liars love to lie)
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To: Red Badger
..."a chance to have "the experience of a lifetime," ...

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Perhaps the LAST such experience of a particular lifetime as well.

18 posted on 03/17/2023 2:03:03 PM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: Red Badger

Oregon has a guy that devised a swinging arm gizmo for collecting bear hair. He was dubbed “The Bear Spanker”. It didn’t require contact with the bears, though.


19 posted on 03/17/2023 2:04:22 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Dutch Boy

Far Side I think ... outstanding


20 posted on 03/17/2023 2:07:15 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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