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1 posted on 03/17/2023 1:04:41 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Insurance is very good, I expect.


2 posted on 03/17/2023 1:06:41 PM PDT by Kenny500c ( )
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“courage to crawl into a bear den”

Didn’t workout so well for Timothy Treadwell......he truly became one with the bears when one of ‘em he loved and protected ate him.

They’re classified as WILD animals for a reason.


3 posted on 03/17/2023 1:13:43 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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Oh HELL no!


4 posted on 03/17/2023 1:15:37 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (Representatives are supposed to represent their constituents, that is their job. )
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I hope that doesn’t mean grizzlies.


7 posted on 03/17/2023 1:18:50 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as.)
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Is this just a creative way of advertising for new Rangers?
I would think that any touching or hugging of bear cubs would be discouraged. Wouldn’t a Mama Bear reject a cub that smelled like a Human Being had been hold it?


8 posted on 03/17/2023 1:19:40 PM PDT by lee martell
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14 posted on 03/17/2023 1:35:40 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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Save me, Yogi!

Mr. Ranger, quit sniffing Boo Boo and put him down before I open you up like a pick-a-nick basket.


15 posted on 03/17/2023 1:44:57 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Gain of Pfunction. Gain of Pfunding. Gain of Pfizer. Now in control of Project Pferitas.)
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awww…he’s holding a cute chocolate lab puppy.


17 posted on 03/17/2023 2:02:33 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (The government's lying liars love to lie)
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..."a chance to have "the experience of a lifetime," ...

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Perhaps the LAST such experience of a particular lifetime as well.

18 posted on 03/17/2023 2:03:03 PM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: Red Badger

Oregon has a guy that devised a swinging arm gizmo for collecting bear hair. He was dubbed “The Bear Spanker”. It didn’t require contact with the bears, though.


19 posted on 03/17/2023 2:04:22 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Red Badger

Maybe they meant “bare buggers”!


21 posted on 03/17/2023 2:23:16 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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The post warns against crawling into bear dens or feeding bears, adding, "If you do, our officers will have to have a chat with you."

More like a chat with your mangled remains. And I'm sure that ranger walked right up and snagged that bear cub right out of its mama's loving paws.

I've always said you can run faster carrying a bear cub than you can without one.

23 posted on 03/17/2023 3:52:13 PM PDT by Hardastarboard (Don't wish your enemy ill; plan it. )
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I sugget they concentrate their recruiting efforts in mental hospitals.


24 posted on 03/18/2023 10:24:49 AM PDT by wildbill (The older I get, the less the term 'life in prison" scares me)
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