Posted on 03/01/2023 8:01:48 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
A homeless couple was seen wandering the London streets pushing shopping carts of personal items and clothes. Former Prince Harry and his feckless wife were stunned returning from their World Privacy Tour that they had been evicted from the Frogmore Cottage.
It has been rumored that the former Prince has been unemployed and that the meager royalties from his book (Waaagh) have left them poundless. The millions derived from Netflix and Oprah were piddled away by his feckless wife and high living on the World Privacy Tour.
The former Prince has several offers as a doorman or server at the King's Coronation ceremonies at several of the middle class Hotels but he must provide his own uniform. His feckless wife may get on as a pole dancer at one of the more classy dance halls if she can keep her mouth shut and not offend the customers.
That was pretty good. 👍
The Homeless Harkles.
The jokes write themselves.
Don’t know what their beef is. I’m here for the unending jokes. Privileged posing as victims is hysterical!
Meghan is anything but "feckless."
She's a fricken psychopath. She (legally) kidnapped a prince and so far the Royal Family has done nothing to rescue helpless little redhead.
And what would you have the family do?
That said, you can be sure that those advising the Royal Family have plans to extricate Harry. Evicting them from Frogmore House is part of the plan.
What do you think James Bond does now that he's retired...sit around the pool sipping martinis?;-)
The Royal Family is going to squeeze Meghan in a thousand ways until she coughs up Harry.
Poor Harry. He should have known better than to run off with a manipulative trollop.
“She’s a fricken psychopath. She (legally) kidnapped a prince and so far the Royal Family has done nothing to rescue helpless little redhead.”
Little orphan Harry.
It’s really sad about Meghan’s car accident next month.
If Rolls Royce and Volvo had a love child...it would be a Bentley.
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