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Homeless Couple To Wander The London Streets (Safe and Effective Satire)
3/1/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/01/2023 8:01:48 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

A homeless couple was seen wandering the London streets pushing shopping carts of personal items and clothes. Former Prince Harry and his feckless wife were stunned returning from their World Privacy Tour that they had been evicted from the Frogmore Cottage.

It has been rumored that the former Prince has been unemployed and that the meager royalties from his book (Waaagh) have left them poundless. The millions derived from Netflix and Oprah were piddled away by his feckless wife and high living on the World Privacy Tour.

The former Prince has several offers as a doorman or server at the King's Coronation ceremonies at several of the middle class Hotels but he must provide his own uniform. His feckless wife may get on as a pole dancer at one of the more classy dance halls if she can keep her mouth shut and not offend the customers.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: frogmarched; homeless; sarcasm; satire; scorn; theharkles; worldprivacytour

1 posted on 03/01/2023 8:01:48 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

That was pretty good. 👍


2 posted on 03/01/2023 8:06:27 PM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: Leaning Right

The Homeless Harkles.

The jokes write themselves.


3 posted on 03/01/2023 10:09:21 PM PST by miserare ( Impeach Joe Biden!)
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To: miserare

Don’t know what their beef is. I’m here for the unending jokes. Privileged posing as victims is hysterical!


4 posted on 03/02/2023 2:38:36 AM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness ; Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Former Prince Harry and his feckless wife

Meghan is anything but "feckless."

She's a fricken psychopath. She (legally) kidnapped a prince and so far the Royal Family has done nothing to rescue helpless little redhead.

5 posted on 03/02/2023 2:42:23 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

And what would you have the family do?


6 posted on 03/02/2023 2:55:42 AM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: Nifster
I wouldn't know.

That said, you can be sure that those advising the Royal Family have plans to extricate Harry. Evicting them from Frogmore House is part of the plan.

What do you think James Bond does now that he's retired...sit around the pool sipping martinis?;-)

The Royal Family is going to squeeze Meghan in a thousand ways until she coughs up Harry.

Poor Harry. He should have known better than to run off with a manipulative trollop.

7 posted on 03/02/2023 3:02:20 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

“She’s a fricken psychopath. She (legally) kidnapped a prince and so far the Royal Family has done nothing to rescue helpless little redhead.”

Little orphan Harry.


8 posted on 03/02/2023 4:05:11 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: RoosterRedux

It’s really sad about Meghan’s car accident next month.


9 posted on 03/02/2023 4:46:29 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: outofsalt
Strange too, because Bentleys are supposed to be so safe.

If Rolls Royce and Volvo had a love child...it would be a Bentley.

10 posted on 03/02/2023 4:54:54 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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