Posted on 03/01/2023 4:49:07 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PORTLAND, OR — A local man who recently completed his transition to living as if he were a woman immediately regretted his decision to do so after seeing the line for the ladies' room at a large public event last night.
"I had no idea I would have to wait this long just to go pee," said Ryanna Everhardt upon discovering the line at the restroom. "Before I transitioned, I could just walk into the men's room, do my business at a urinal, wash my hands, and be back out in two minutes. Now this? I may have made a big mistake."
The restroom line, located at a local nightclub on the night of a performance by an all-trans Taylor Swift cover band, stretched the full length of the side hallway next to the stage and showed no signs of shortening. One biological female in line stated this is nothing new. "This is part of being a woman," said Monica Haj as her wait in line reached the 25-minute mark. "It's always like this. If some guy decides he's going to pretend to be a woman and use the ladies' bathroom, he's going to have to get used to this."
Everhardt — who was previously known as Ryan Everhardt — was later seen sitting outside the nightclub, seemingly in deep thought. "I don't know. Is it possible for them to like… reattach it?" he was heard muttering. "I can't spend the rest of my life waiting in line to use the bathroom."
At publishing time, Everhardt was last seen getting back in line and hoping he would be able to use the restroom before the concert was completely over.
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I dont believe this story, nearly none of the mentally ill men who want to pretend to be women actually cut it off, and they will get offended if you even bring it up.
LOL!!! How TRUE!!! Women should build women’s restrooms!!
The Bee stung ya. #Satire
What is a woman?
:-/
Only a biologist can tell. 😆😆😆
oh LOL
too funny! missed that
You got pwned.
Ryanna, that’s why some do the hormones and the top surgery, but not the bottom. Keeps your bathroom options open.
If you go in the men’s room all trannied up, and someone gives you crap about being there, you just offer to whip out your ID.
/S
Don’t ask Justice Katania-Brown....she has NO IDEA! She also has NO BRAINS!!!
🤣
The Bee stings again!
You don't expect THEM to bring it up, do you?
You know that surgical consent form you signed? Maybe you should have, like, read it.
😂 This should be a test of sorts. If you really want to be a woman, then you’ve got to stand in line at 10 sporting events and concerts. No cheating!
Yeah, I thought they would go in a different direction with Everhardt.
That is one of those deep philosophical questions of the ages that no mortal being can ever answer.
But some people say you can tell by their driving.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
All he had to do was ask a real woman. She would’ve told him
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