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Man Regrets Transitioning To Woman After Seeing Line For Restroom
The Babylon Bee ^ | February 28, 2023 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/01/2023 4:49:07 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

PORTLAND, OR — A local man who recently completed his transition to living as if he were a woman immediately regretted his decision to do so after seeing the line for the ladies' room at a large public event last night.

"I had no idea I would have to wait this long just to go pee," said Ryanna Everhardt upon discovering the line at the restroom. "Before I transitioned, I could just walk into the men's room, do my business at a urinal, wash my hands, and be back out in two minutes. Now this? I may have made a big mistake."

The restroom line, located at a local nightclub on the night of a performance by an all-trans Taylor Swift cover band, stretched the full length of the side hallway next to the stage and showed no signs of shortening. One biological female in line stated this is nothing new. "This is part of being a woman," said Monica Haj as her wait in line reached the 25-minute mark. "It's always like this. If some guy decides he's going to pretend to be a woman and use the ladies' bathroom, he's going to have to get used to this."

Everhardt — who was previously known as Ryan Everhardt — was later seen sitting outside the nightclub, seemingly in deep thought. "I don't know. Is it possible for them to like… reattach it?" he was heard muttering. "I can't spend the rest of my life waiting in line to use the bathroom."

At publishing time, Everhardt was last seen getting back in line and hoping he would be able to use the restroom before the concert was completely over.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bathroomline; lgbt; men; nightclub; satire; transgender; transitioning; women
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1 posted on 03/01/2023 4:49:07 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I dont believe this story, nearly none of the mentally ill men who want to pretend to be women actually cut it off, and they will get offended if you even bring it up.


2 posted on 03/01/2023 4:52:34 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOL!!! How TRUE!!! Women should build women’s restrooms!!


3 posted on 03/01/2023 4:52:56 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

The Bee stung ya. #Satire


4 posted on 03/01/2023 4:56:10 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Ann Archy

What is a woman?

:-/


5 posted on 03/01/2023 4:57:27 PM PST by Does so (What distinguishes today's Russian aggression from that of the USSR?)
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To: Does so
What is a woman?

Only a biologist can tell. 😆😆😆

6 posted on 03/01/2023 5:00:48 PM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

oh LOL

too funny! missed that


7 posted on 03/01/2023 5:03:08 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: TexasFreeper2009

You got pwned.


8 posted on 03/01/2023 5:06:27 PM PST by P-Marlowe (I got the <ΙΧΘΥΣ>< variant. Catch it. John 3:16)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Ryanna, that’s why some do the hormones and the top surgery, but not the bottom. Keeps your bathroom options open.

If you go in the men’s room all trannied up, and someone gives you crap about being there, you just offer to whip out your ID.

/S


9 posted on 03/01/2023 5:07:39 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Does so

Don’t ask Justice Katania-Brown....she has NO IDEA! She also has NO BRAINS!!!


10 posted on 03/01/2023 5:12:02 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

🤣


11 posted on 03/01/2023 5:16:59 PM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

The Bee stings again!


12 posted on 03/01/2023 5:20:32 PM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: TexasFreeper2009
they will get offended if you even bring it up.

You don't expect THEM to bring it up, do you?

13 posted on 03/01/2023 5:33:47 PM PST by Jemian (Dopefish lives!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ED8-B863-B-645-E-472-E-84-C2-2704-F8-A1-D370

14 posted on 03/01/2023 6:19:01 PM PST by dznutz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I don't know. Is it possible for them to like… reattach it?"

You know that surgical consent form you signed? Maybe you should have, like, read it.

15 posted on 03/01/2023 6:30:47 PM PST by TChad (Progressives are in favor of removing healthy sex organs from children. Conservatives oppose this.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

😂 This should be a test of sorts. If you really want to be a woman, then you’ve got to stand in line at 10 sporting events and concerts. No cheating!


16 posted on 03/01/2023 6:46:49 PM PST by vpintheak (Live free, or die!)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Yeah, I thought they would go in a different direction with Everhardt.


17 posted on 03/01/2023 6:51:02 PM PST by scrabblehack
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To: Does so
What is a woman?

That is one of those deep philosophical questions of the ages that no mortal being can ever answer.

But some people say you can tell by their driving.

18 posted on 03/01/2023 6:58:00 PM PST by TigersEye (The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


19 posted on 03/01/2023 7:31:43 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Tennessee Nana

All he had to do was ask a real woman. She would’ve told him


20 posted on 03/01/2023 7:44:52 PM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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