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Up In Smoke (Safe And Effective Satire)
2/26/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/26/2023 3:01:28 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

This week, Mayor Pete Buttguy (SOT) saw her presidential aspirations go up in smoke in Ohio. Her inability to separate her domestic duties from her real job as Secretary of Transportation ruined her lifelong goal to be President of the United States.

Starting in her early childhood, being a poor black child raised on an impoverished Indian Reservation in Indiana, she sought to make something of herself. Yes, she dreamed of being the first female President of the United States and concurrently the First Lady of the United States. Being honored to be addressed as Madame President and First Lady by world leaders and the unwashed masses.

It's all gone now. Just a humdrum life of a depressed wife with all her dreams smashed and job that she can only half heartedly perform.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/26/2023 3:01:28 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

If you’re going to refer to him as “Her,” you should probably call him Mare Pete.


2 posted on 02/26/2023 3:03:36 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

LOL!


3 posted on 02/26/2023 3:33:25 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Blacks have placed stronger chains on themselves than the slave masters of old ever forged.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

4 posted on 02/26/2023 3:55:02 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

You summed him up quite well. Enjoyed!


5 posted on 02/26/2023 4:15:10 PM PST by lizma2
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To: EvilCapitalist

If the labels husband / wife are interchangeable in Mare Pete’s relationship, the term she could be used appropriately for Mare. After all, if they stumble and bumble at the question ‘What is a Woman?’ One could begin to ask What is a wife? Since time immemorial we have used the terms she / her when addressing the ‘lady’ of the house. While for most democRATS, their pronouns are definitely ‘Me, Myself and I’ she / her would apply to Mare Pete.


6 posted on 02/26/2023 4:34:57 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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