Posted on 02/06/2023 8:45:47 PM PST by AnalogReigns
A Congressman needs to smuggle in a white helium balloon model of the Chinese balloon into the chamber during the State of the Union....to let it go floating up during the speech....
Would be funny if they could all wear LARGE spy ballon pins on their lapels, or, have fans...something....kind of like the hussy commie group who all wore white, to Pres Trump’s SOTU.
Remember when someone correctly shouted “You lie!” at one of these Democrat scumbags?
Have about 50 Reps with normal-sized white balloons, uninflated but with a small whippet-sized canister of helium to fill them rapidly.
Wait for a cue, then all at once, "PFFFFT!" the balloons inflate and launch.
Hey, they can't arrest them all, right?
The Constitution actually forbids arresting Congresscritters involved in their duties.
Something with his garage and boxes of classified docs, being “secure”, because hey, its not like he leaves the garage door up...
That was republican Joe Wilson at Obama’s SOTU speech.
Right you are! Well, then, I suggest an improvement on my suggestion above.
Instead of having the balloons merely inflate and float to the ceiling, don't close off the fill-neck. Just let them loose so that they rise a little and then race around randomly deflating and making "fart" noises. Hilarity ensues.
I'm undecided whether that scenario is best done all at once, or sequentially, to extend the duration of the noise.... Opinions welcome.....
Made me laugh...lol
Should do a “Roger Waters” and have an inflatable pig floating around during the speech.
I would be “lovin it” if a stray floating balloon happen to find its way into the chamber where the state of the union speech was taking place.
The soccer ball sized white balloon floated directly over Mr.Biden while he was bragging about all his accomplishments.
When the balloon is 12 o’clock high overhead, it becomes still. Suddenly it POPS!! loudly, taking all the attention away from that speech. Biden begins yelling at the ceiling: “Donald Trump, you did this!!!
I know it was you. How Dare you??”
Dr. Jill is quickly summoned to the stage, hoping to de escalate The Boss.
Or do an "AC/DC" and have Whole Lotta Rosie floating around. Maybe with Hillary's face?
Or a floating cake with “Eat Me!” written on it.
“Who is Number One?!”
I might even be persuaded to watch with that scenario you described. 😂
Have all the Republican congressmen simply walk in with a small white helium filled balloon, and tie them to their chairs when they sit down so they are visible the entire speech.
If they allow them to simply float to the ceiling, the cameras can avoid including them in the frame.
Joe can use the balloon to take Cornpop back to Zimbabwe. There’s no place like home!
That's excellent! And being more civilized, it's much more likely to be done, than any of my scenarios, too.
However, I don't think our alleged representatives have the ball[oon]s to do even that. sigh
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