[Eccl 10:2]

Have all the Republican congressmen simply walk in with a small white helium filled balloon, and tie them to their chairs when they sit down so they are visible the entire speech.

If they allow them to simply float to the ceiling, the cameras can avoid including them in the frame.

[dayglored]

> Have all the Republican congressmen simply walk in with a small white helium filled balloon, and tie them to their chairs when they sit down so they are visible the entire speech. If they allow them to simply float to the ceiling, the cameras can avoid including them in the frame.

That's excellent! And being more civilized, it's much more likely to be done, than any of my scenarios, too.

However, I don't think our alleged representatives have the ball[oon]s to do even that. sigh