Posted on 01/16/2023 1:47:28 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
Dead whales are appearing on the Eastern Shores near the offshore clean energy wind turbines. To turn a "Debbie Downer" situation into a "Win - Win" situation, mob boss and NJ Gov. Murphy and Acting Human NY Gov. Hokum, have have hired snake oil salesman and Global Warming Grifter Al Gore to turn the situation around.
Al has petitioned and offered the International Whaling Commission financial incentives (bribes) to count the Eastern Shore dead whales against the whale quotas of Japan, China and the Alaskan natives. Each year those groups get a quota of whales to kill. They could easily use those dead whales and not have to go out and kill other ones. Although the Atlantic dead whales might seem to be different or less valuable, the groups could be easily gaslighted into believing that the dead Atlantic whales were superior and much more economical because they were delivered dead saving the cost of hunting and killing. Additionally, since all whale blubber tastes like chicken, the difference between Atlantic or Pacific whales would seem to be inconsequential.
Eco Warriors would be pleased because the sacred wind turbines would be saved and the whales would be slaughtered humanely with microwaves or sonic waves produced by the wind turbines.
We’ve got a fresh sperm whale carcass washed up in Oregon.
There you go. Fresh sushi for a yr or 3.
We keep electing socialists, we’re gonna need whale oil to light our houses.
I’m boned. Don’t live near the ocean.
They didn’t use enough TNT. Duh.
They’re making everyone keep 200 feet away from the carcass. For “safety reasons.” They probably don’t want a sneaker wave rolling it onto someone. More likely, they don’t want people taking the teeth.
The real question is this:
What is the vaccination status of the dead whales.
And why have no autopsies been performed?
Oh, I am so glad you posted that story. Truely one of the great episodes in Oregon history.
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