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CDC Addresses Died Suddenly Pandemic (Safe & Effective Satire)
1/13/23 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 01/13/2023 3:33:46 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Today the CDC Director, Rochelle "Hot Mess" Walensky, announced that they are taking dramatic steps to address the rapidly escalating problem of the Died Suddenly Pandemic. Walensky called the best minds of the CDC, FDA, NIH and Surgeon General to come up with a plan to address the pandemic. The CDC approved and directed guidance to all hospitals and doctors that a new category for reporting will be: Died Suddenly, Doctors Baffled.

HHS Secretary, Xavier Becerra (not a doctor, just a mediocre lawyer and ambulance chaser), announced that all hospitals and doctors receiving Medicaid or Medicare funds must use the new category extensively or have Federal Funds withdrawn.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: pointlesspost; sarcasm; satire; scorn
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To: Boogieman

So true.


21 posted on 01/13/2023 4:48:06 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Nothing to see here, move along.


22 posted on 01/13/2023 4:55:18 PM PST by wjcsux (RIP Rush Limbaugh 12 Jan 1951- 17 Feb 2021. We really miss you. 😢)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Does anyone have numbers on these “unexpected deaths”?
I would like to see a graph with the trajectory over time. And then also see on the same graph what “other significant events” occurred.
What is the rate of increase (decrease LOL) of these deaths?
We all know correlation is not causation (snort, giggle, snicker, laugh).
Of course, if the charts didn’t show a correlation ... hmmm 🤔 .... I guess in that case the data would have already been rolled out for public consumption?


23 posted on 01/13/2023 5:01:21 PM PST by Honest Nigerian
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Rochelle would never risk a BOD seat at Phizer to look into ANYTHING big pharma related.

Ambulance chasing Trial lawyers are sadly going to be Remedy for our big pharma bills.


24 posted on 01/13/2023 6:12:03 PM PST by UNGN
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