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The Blackhole Of Reparations (Satire)
12/21/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/21/2022 1:38:32 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

The authorization of reparations creates a blackhole of never ending payments.

If we consider reparations to black people (specifically descendants of African slaves) it opens the door for all descendants with real or imagined oppression.

If we do the blacks, how about the descendants of Chinese that were imported and oppressed by the railroads and society in general.

How about the descendants of Native Americans (Indians, First Peoples, etc.). Even if they were given horses, wheels, refrigeration, pickup trucks, jeans, cowboy hats and boots and Casinos, they were surely oppressed and their descendants deserve compensation.

Then there were the Italians, Irish, Polish, Jews, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, etc. who were all oppressed at one time or another have descendants that require reparations.

Has your tribe lined up to raid the public treasury?


TOPICS: Conspiracy; History; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: california; massachusetts; newyork; reparations; sarcasm; satire; scorn
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1 posted on 12/21/2022 1:38:32 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I don’t know for sure, but weren’t the Irish treated rather poorly too?


2 posted on 12/21/2022 1:41:35 PM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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Lots of Irish Indentured Servants.
Of course that is true of many including English.


3 posted on 12/21/2022 1:44:41 PM PST by Ex gun maker. (Free thinking is now a radical concept, I will not be assimilated by PC or EV groupthink!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Wow, you sure post a lot of loony vanity threads.

https://freerepublic.com/tag/by:retiredtexasvet/index?tab=articles

Are you OK?


4 posted on 12/21/2022 1:45:30 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: RetiredTexasVet
I’ll be curious to learn where Ron DeSantis stands on the issue of reparations for blacks.

We already know where Trump stands on this issue and unfortunately, he’s all for reparations as evidenced by the $500 billion “Platinum Plan” he promised to pass as part of his 2020 re-election campaign.

5 posted on 12/21/2022 1:45:43 PM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: Ex gun maker.
Lots of Irish Indentured Servants.

Can I get my reparations too? 🤗😅

6 posted on 12/21/2022 1:48:06 PM PST by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: Ex gun maker.
I'm of Irish descent and I'm still waiting for my reparations for all those "Irish Need Not Apply" signs.

I'm hoping to restock my liquor cabinet when it finally comes through.

$850K minimum. That's what I'll need.

7 posted on 12/21/2022 1:48:23 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,762,307 | Truth Social | 87,863,616 | Twitter | Trump Followers)
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Two of my anceestors deserted the Union army during the civil war. Shouldn’t I get something because they refused to oppress southerners?


8 posted on 12/21/2022 1:51:51 PM PST by Hootowl
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To: Mark17

You forgot about royalties. Whites and Western civilization have committed sins and must pay. But how about the other side of the ledger? White people and Western civilizations have added good things that benefit all peoples, including the people of color who we have wronged - like, all our medicine, science, democratic government, concept of civil liberties enshrined in the Bill of Rights, music, art and much more

Let’s try to live without all of this. There is a word for such a world: Neolithic.


9 posted on 12/21/2022 1:53:02 PM PST by theoilpainter
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To: RetiredTexasVet

the blacks can get at the BACK of the line for reparations!

any reparations paid, should be paid in the historical order of the offenses.

I want my reparations:

From the Romans for enslaving my European Ancestors
From the Vikings for invading Ireland and Scottland
From America for discriminating against my Irish Ancestors
From Northern States for the property stolen from my ancestors without compensation after the civil war.
From Northern States for the war crimes committed by the North against my ancestors in the South.
And my children need reparations for their ancestors on my wife side that died to free the blacks

After I and my children get all those reparations, blacks can get theirs.


10 posted on 12/21/2022 1:53:34 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: Hootowl

Yes, a reparation of several hundred thousand dollars is in the offing.


11 posted on 12/21/2022 1:53:42 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,762,307 | Truth Social | 87,863,616 | Twitter | Trump Followers)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

My ancestors were serfs in Germany...can I sue for reparations?


12 posted on 12/21/2022 1:58:07 PM PST by chronicles
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If people want the money they should have to renounce their citizenship and be forced to leave America forever.


13 posted on 12/21/2022 1:59:39 PM PST by escapefromboston (Free Chauvin)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.—Kipling


14 posted on 12/21/2022 2:02:16 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

If Reparations are given, rest assured someone will break out a pair of “bones” and many will be broke in two weeks and demanding more!


15 posted on 12/21/2022 2:06:15 PM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (“No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Even if restricted to one skin shade, it will never end. Children born after the first payment will clamor for the same money that other people got. Heirs of the dead will complain that the deceased one didn’t get the money which they would be inheriting.

It will never end, and that’s the plan. The idea is to create a never ending flow of money from Whitey’s wallet to non-Whitey’s EBT card.


16 posted on 12/21/2022 2:12:33 PM PST by I want the USA back (News media not worth camel spit. My pronouns: Who, What, I Don't Know.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

How comes it to be that you figure “blackhole” is one word?
Did you go to school in Zimbabwe or something?


17 posted on 12/21/2022 2:35:54 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: RetiredTexasVet
Black hole:
18 posted on 12/21/2022 2:44:02 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I would be pretty complicated.
E. G. President Obama is not descendent of slaves, but descendent of slave owners.
Descendant of slave owners is even e.g. Kamala Harris and many other African Americans.
Of the other hand Cornelius Vanderbilt, the richest man in late 19 century was descendent of Indentured servant and also has some African ancestors.
So it looks like Obama’s should pay Vanderbilt’s reparations.


19 posted on 12/21/2022 3:09:15 PM PST by AZJeep
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To: theoilpainter

Related:

Are White Men Gods? (II): Getting the Facts Straight
https://web.archive.org/web/20170209104939/http://fredoneverything.org/are-white-men-gods-ii-getting-the-facts-straight/


20 posted on 12/21/2022 3:11:48 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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