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Canadian Health Care System Announces Quotas For MAID (Satire)
12/16/22 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 12/16/2022 4:32:08 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Today the Canadian Health Care System announced quotas for the MAID (Medical Assistance In Dying) program effective 1 January 2023.

Quotas will be based upon a point system and each doctor will be required to accumulate 2,000 points each calendar year. Doctors not acquiring the required points will be referred to the Canadian Medical Assn for disciplinary action for not meeting "Standards of Care" requirements which could cause revocation of their license or public shaming.

Doctors will be awarded points for consumers of MAID services. Points to be awarded will be 20 pts for Jews, 15 pts for white males, 10 pts for all others. 5 additional enhancement pts will be awarded for "useless eaters" consumers which include pensioners, conservative politicians, children, disabled vets, mental patients, and teenagers.

No pts will be awarded for COVID shot deaths because they are included under the Gates/Schwab quota program. However, "vaccine" injured may be provided MAID services. Additionally, mothers who determine that their fetuses desire MAID services may be serviced and pointed.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 12/16/2022 4:32:08 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

There’s a four year waiting list!


2 posted on 12/16/2022 4:33:09 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

How many Canadians would Trudeau have to exterminate to reach Klaus Schwab and the WEF’s quota ?


3 posted on 12/16/2022 4:45:44 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: RetiredTexasVet

TrueDope first...


4 posted on 12/16/2022 5:22:32 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: RetiredTexasVet

MAID/Exterminate TurdEau for 1-time award of fill 2000 points.


5 posted on 12/16/2022 5:24:52 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: RetiredTexasVet

A chilling satire.


6 posted on 12/16/2022 5:30:11 PM PST by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Good one, totally got me RTV.


7 posted on 12/16/2022 6:08:20 PM PST by one guy in new jersey
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To: RetiredTexasVet
(Satire)

For how long?

8 posted on 12/16/2022 6:33:23 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Not far from the truth.

The evil is deep in Canaduh’s Prime Mistake.


9 posted on 12/16/2022 8:07:38 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian ( Ceterum autem censeo Justinius True-dope-us esse delendam)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

If you posted this right on twatter or FB or some other platform, you could probably get a lot of noobs believing it. But that would lead to problems. All kinds of problems.

Sometimes the prank just isn’t worth the consequences.


10 posted on 12/17/2022 7:43:32 AM PST by Scarlett156 (If you dislike the Proud Boys, you are an anti-Semite. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I’m all in, if give cash back!


11 posted on 12/17/2022 2:55:41 PM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Scarlett156

Never been on Faceplant or Twitter, so I can live and submit without fear.


12 posted on 12/17/2022 4:48:52 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Biden not only suffers fools and criminals, he appoints them to positions of responsibility. )
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