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Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence
Babylon Bee ^ | Nov 9, 2022 | Babylon Bee Staff

Posted on 11/10/2022 9:40:51 AM PST by dayglored

U.S. — President Biden's congratulatory call to John Fetterman for his senate race win reportedly lasted in excess of three hours because neither man was able to form a coherent sentence.

White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain was forced to adjust Biden's schedule as the call dragged on and on. Meetings on the economy, foreign policy, and immigration were canceled entirely. Fortunately, Biden was still able to keep his standing tea time with Kamala.

"They just sort of growled at each other after a while. It was very raw and animalistic, as you'd expect from great leaders," Klain said, advising Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre on how best to spin the time-consuming call.

An excerpt of the official transcript of the call has been made available by the White House. A brief excerpt of the call follows —

POTUS: Look, Jack, you great, boy. Not a joke.

Fetterman: Me John. Who Jack?

POTUS: You Jack, man. Come on!

Fetterman: [unintelligible chatter]

POTUS: No. I'm serious! Think about it.

Fetterman: Uh, new phone. Who dis?

POTUS: Hello?

Fetterman: [heavy breathing]

POTUS: [heavy breathing]

At publishing time, White House aides deactivated President Biden's phone after he once again phoned to ask John Fetterman if the senator-elect would consider running for senate.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden; fetterman; satire
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It's The Bee!!!
1 posted on 11/10/2022 9:40:51 AM PST by dayglored
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To: dayglored

lmao


2 posted on 11/10/2022 9:41:45 AM PST by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: dayglored
Remimds me of the old SNL bit with Tonto, Frankenstein and Tarzan...


3 posted on 11/10/2022 9:42:08 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dayglored

It would make an awesome SNL bit.


4 posted on 11/10/2022 9:45:20 AM PST by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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To: dayglored

5 posted on 11/10/2022 9:45:50 AM PST by cranked
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To: dayglored
This line was priceless:
"They just sort of growled at each other after a while. It was very raw and animalistic, as you'd expect from great leaders."

6 posted on 11/10/2022 9:48:36 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is starting to sound pretty good.")
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To: dayglored

I thought the Bee was satire.


7 posted on 11/10/2022 9:49:54 AM PST by Antihero101607
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To: dayglored

https://youtu.be/dAC55X8f7sU


8 posted on 11/10/2022 9:50:38 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE (It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.)
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To: dayglored

Hulkspeak


9 posted on 11/10/2022 9:55:08 AM PST by MrLucky1966 (GOVT.SYS CORRUPTED! RUN GUN.COM? (Y/Y) GUN.COM NOT FOUND, EXECUTE BASEBALL.BAT? (Y/Y))
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To: dayglored

The Dems should double down on “success” and just run all chimpanzees in 2024.


10 posted on 11/10/2022 9:57:31 AM PST by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: dayglored

You’d get a more intelligent conversation between President Camacho and Frito.


11 posted on 11/10/2022 9:57:54 AM PST by Stosh
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The epitome of the Rat party — idiotic, pathetic Commies


12 posted on 11/10/2022 9:58:27 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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ROTFL


13 posted on 11/10/2022 9:58:45 AM PST by Liz (DRMan proposes.God disposes.)
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The Meeting of the Mindless, why not a national holiday?


14 posted on 11/10/2022 10:04:37 AM PST by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: dayglored

They had a conversation and neither one was connected to the other.


15 posted on 11/10/2022 10:05:27 AM PST by Scrambler Bob
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To: cgbg

The Dems should double down on “success” and just run all chimpanzees in 2024.
= = =

Chimpanzee for Prez/ Fauci for VP.


16 posted on 11/10/2022 10:06:20 AM PST by Scrambler Bob
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To: Colt1851Navy

I like it.....you’re go-oo-ooo-d


17 posted on 11/10/2022 10:06:48 AM PST by Liz (DRMan proposes.God disposes.)
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To: dayglored
This ISN'T the BEE!


18 posted on 11/10/2022 10:08:54 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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Where did Fetterman’s little mini-me on his neck get into the conversation.


19 posted on 11/10/2022 10:11:28 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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20 posted on 11/10/2022 10:21:25 AM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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