Posted on 08/20/2022 12:40:29 PM PDT by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2.
"Liz was a standout in season 1 and we're sad to see her go," said fellow actor and screenwriter for the show Adam Schiff. "We will carry on without her, however, as there are many more exciting storylines we have planned for next year!"
"It's been my honor to serve the people of Wyoming by spending my every waking minute fighting Donald Trump, just like Abraham Lincoln did," said Cheney. "I look forward to a bright future living off of book advances and scoring a pundit position at MSNBC."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
In a related story, she fired her agent, Jussie Smollett.
“...that was allegedly watched by some people...”
LOL! LOVE The Bee! *HEART*
Send Liz to, ‘The Train Station’ via, ‘Yellowstone.’ ;)
Bang...Zoom!
She’s crying all the way to the bank.
“Maybe Liz can land a role in Yellowstone.”
alongside Dick Morris.
The target not the clown! ;)
We will know how much or little influence she still has based on whether she gets an Academy Award for Best Actress in a Political Farce next spring.
No award, no longer influential.
Maybe Liz can land a role in Yellowstone.
As a geyser plug...
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I was thinking about a Yellowstone episode with Liz being chased by a massive enraged bull bison.......chased into one of the huge steaming geothermal pools in Yellowstone Park. Liz’s remains would be identified 6 weeks later, when a well-boiled foot pops up and is floating in the same geothermal pool. SNORT. 😂😂😂
LOL. The Bee.
She’s going home to spend more time with her family.
And the $33M in 6 years her rigged.
That is too bad. Kinzinger needs her support so she can hand him the crying towel. These two clowns have to be the two worst pols in history who achieved nothing but spend taxpayers money doing nothing.
With 5 children, you'd think that she'd have spent more of her Congressional time trying to make things better for American families who live in her State, and the country as a whole. Or, because she's so intent on sending our military to fight, and die in foreign lands, to at least be concerned about their overseas absentee ballots being disqualified by Democrats. It's something they do, and get away with every election cycle. But instead of doing anything important for the people she serves, especially since the Biden Administration has been destroying the country and the lives of American citizens, her primary goal has been to carry out her personal vendetta against President Trump. She's a privileged, self-serving bitch. I hope she rots in hell.
36 Million ? Lucky Liz did better in Congress than Hillary did in cattle futures.
How much money does it take to fix stupid?
Apparently a whole lot more than she has
another reason to love the Bee
Thanks.
The Bee is at its best with this satire!
Producers Confirm Liz Cheney Will Not Be Back For Season 2 Of January 6 Hearings
Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 17, 2022
Posted on 8/20/2022, 12:40:29 PM by McGruff
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2.
“Liz was a standout in season 1 and we’re sad to see her go,” said fellow actor and screenwriter for the show Adam Schiff. “We will carry on without her, however, as there are many more exciting storylines we have planned for next year!”
“It’s been my honor to serve the people of Wyoming by spending my every waking minute fighting Donald Trump, just like Abraham Lincoln did,” said Cheney. “I look forward to a bright future living off of book advances and scoring a pundit position at MSNBC.”
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com …
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