Skip to comments.11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl
Posted on 08/06/2022 7:20:31 PM PDT by T Ruth
Even the staunchest libertarians deserve love. So throw away the pot you only smoke out of principle and take a shower, you son of liberty! You're going to need to put a little effort into a girl if you ever find one.
Here are some pickup lines to add to your repertoire:
"I don't believe in big government, but it should be illegal to look that good." — Classic.
"Are you made of gold? Cause you're the standard by which women should be measured." — Awwwww yeah!
"Hello, I am wearing deodorant." — This will set you apart from the rest of the Libertarian herd.
"When I saw you my heart experienced runaway inflation." — Romantic!
"Are you the federal reserve? 'Cause I'd like to audit you." — Groan.
"Girl, you almost make me want to sign a government document confirming my eternal love for you. Almost." — The government doesn't have the right to define or license your love!
"I don't need a reckless monetary policy to increase my interest rate in you!" — Get it? No? Ok...
"Please hang out with me. I'm extremely lonely." — Maybe you should just be honest.
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Never that lonely. Got and the old Ford Farm Truck, a couple horses and plenty to do around the house.
Notice that it’s IF they meet a girl.
“Want to come sit on my back porch and smoke pot and not bother nobody?”
Followed a few months later by...
“Dang girl went schizo on me. “
Like the Gold one and the Fed one, as these two SHOYLD be done asap.
Damn I wished I could have used that one when I was still single.
45 years ago my line was, “Do you like to sail?”
Don’t sail much any more.
Somewhere along the way I turned into the deck hand
I thought they couldnt define what a girl is
It’s their right to not meet women, if that’s what they don’t want to do.
“Vote for me, so that the Democrat can win and destroy the country...you know, to teach the GOP a lesson”
You get it...really sad how many on our side do not.
No. 1 should work pretty well for you.
Ummm- IF- and it’s a big if- IF a libertarian were to meet a libertarian girl and work up the courage to talk to her- then their pickup line/compliment woudl be “Wow! You don’t
sweat much for a large girl” (Think VT liberal and libertarian women!)
It is satire so you've got to go with the fantasy a bit.
“Girl” and “liberty” are not compatible concepts.
Note libertarian women can use the same line on overweight beer drinkin pot smokin libertarian men “Wow- You dont’ sweat much for a large fella!”
Some of those are pretty funny.
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