Posted on 08/06/2022 7:20:31 PM PDT by T Ruth
That’s Democrats not libertarians
**45 years ago my line was, “Do you like to sail?”**
My first line to my bride was 45 yrs ago this coming Sept 30th, at approx 11 pm.
At a bar, looking across a crowded room, I spied an attractive girl with a couple of her friends. I decided that if I would catch her looking at me more than once, then I would approach and try to engage in conversation. I quickly thought of a line I’d never used or heard; walked up, and delivered it:
“Hi, I was wondering if I should wait for you to drop a handkerchief, or just walk up and start talking?”
She said, “Well, you are doing pretty good so far.”
And it appears that I’m still doing pretty good. She’s been marvelous!
I like the Bellamy Brothers line, “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me”. 😉
That BS doesn’t work on us Conservative Women. And the Libs are generally vegetarians here in farm country. Men that won’t eat Bacon should not be trusted..
Lordy The Bee is funny
Precisely
In all this confusion in which we are forced to live,
how does one know they’ve met a genuine girl??
Haha . Yep. I was thinking “ well, Number 1 does look pretty good “
“You want to smoke a doobie?”
Mine used to be “Like my sweet Z-28?”
Later it was “Like my sweet Supra Turbo?”
Worked great at the time...
:)
No wonder the libertarians caused the increase of massage parlors every line works there.
What a great line !!!
Glad we don’t need pick up lines now ..... hope you keep your things in order, un scattered so she’s not giving you pick up directions...ha, ha
Sharing you’re line with my bride !
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